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  • DancingQueen
    AVB FanClub | President
    • Oct 2005
    • 4061

    This weeks idiot award goes to...

    ...

    Druggy thieves tried to snort a bag of powder the found in Dee Blyth's living room - not realizing it was the ashes of her dead DOG.

    The burglars thought they had hit the jackpot when they saw the pale coloured powder marked "Charlie" - slang for cocaine - in a pot on the pet-lover Dee's mantelpiece.

    But they were unaware the pot was an urn and the "drugs" really the remains of her beloved Newfoundland Charlie, who died in 1997.



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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

    hey, makes perfect sense imo: who hasn't got a large pot of coke sitting on the mantlepiece?

    Idiots indeed, lol

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    • mnbvcxz
      Platinum Poster
      • Feb 2006
      • 1312

      #3
      Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

      Hahaha, nice find

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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #4
        Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

        Idiots for sure.

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        • peloquin
          Till I Come!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8643

          #5
          Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...



          who the fuck cremates their dog and keeps the ashes on the mantelpiece?

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

            ^^^ women. obviously

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            • TheMightyGreg
              Editor Shmeditor
              • Nov 2006
              • 1361

              #7
              Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

              Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

              http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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              • chanty
                John, John, where art thou!
                • Jun 2004
                • 4622

                #8
                Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                Such idiots!
                Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                  I have my golden retriever from when I was a child. I ended up taking it last year when my mom and stepdad divorced... they both said "I don't want it" and said they'd throw her away if the other didn't want her, so my mom came to me crying asking if I wanted our dog of 14 years. now she's sitting in the top of my closet. I loved her, but don't know what the hell I'm doing with her ashes other than keeping my mom from that much more pain during a divorce

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                  • peloquin
                    Till I Come!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8643

                    #10
                    Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                    never thought a pet would be something people cremate and keep the ashes of...

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                    • unkownartist
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 4146

                      #11
                      Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                      sorry karen i,ll get the ashes back to quick as and btw kinky told me to tell u that the underware u lost is very comfortable

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                        Originally posted by red1
                        sorry karen i,ll get the ashes back to quick as and btw kinky told me to tell u that the underware u lost is very comfortable
                        nuttin like silk to blow your nose in after a good snort of fried dog!

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                        • TheMightyGreg
                          Editor Shmeditor
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1361

                          #13
                          Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                          ^ ha ha ha!
                          Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

                          http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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                          • dannyboy
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 1897

                            #14
                            Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                            lmao now thats some funny shit.
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                            • unkownartist
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 4146

                              #15
                              Re: This weeks idiot award goes to...

                              Originally posted by KinKyJ
                              nuttin like silk to blow your nose in after a good snort of fried dog!

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