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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    Hangover cures

    • peel a goat's head and put it in a pot, covering it with water. Add vegetables and spices appealing to your taste and boil it for four to twelve hours. To cure your hangover, drink the broth then crack the goat skull open and eat the brain
    • lime juice popsicles
    • a pint of cold yogurt mixed with a pint of cold water till thoroughly blended. Now drnk it.
    • stick a lemon slice in your armpit or ­ better yet ­ in your ass
    • beer mixed with clam juice
    • pickled tomatoes washed down by the brine they were pickled in.
    • two drops of tobasco on your tongue tip followed by the baby formula Pedialyte.
    • get two bananas and two cans of your favorite cola. Immediately after you wake up, eat a banana as fast as you can and do ten jumping jacks. Then, quickly, drink one can of cola, slamming it without stopping, followed by five more jumping jacks. Repeat with the second banana and second cola.
    • drink one glass of cold milk, then eat five teaspoons of ketchup and some tobasco hot sauce.
    • eat raw cabbage, pickled pigs feet and drink a diet cola...near a bucket...if you know what we mean
    • eat a pickled sheep's eye in a glass of tomato juice.
    more here:
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • Miguel
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Oct 2005
    • 3182

    #2
    Re: Hangover cures

    red cola mixed with beer

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    • Lrn
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jan 2005
      • 3233

      #3
      Re: Hangover cures

      soooo hungover.......................not fucking funny

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      • TheMightyGreg
        Editor Shmeditor
        • Nov 2006
        • 1361

        #4
        Re: Hangover cures

        gatorade before you go to bed

        cocaine when you get up
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        • Lrn
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jan 2005
          • 3233

          #5
          Re: Hangover cures

          a shotgun to my face or riding my scooter off a cliff

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          • Miguel
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Oct 2005
            • 3182

            #6
            Re: Hangover cures

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            • toasty
              Sir Toastiness
              • Jun 2004
              • 6585

              #7
              Re: Hangover cures

              Revive Vitamin Water

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              • lilsensa
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6675

                #8
                Re: Hangover cures

                drink shitloads of water before bed....with 3 tylenol......water as soon as you wake....then a bloody mary.....works
                RIP ~ Steve James







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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: Hangover cures

                  Glass of water and two Excedrin Extra Strength ALWAYS work, no matter how much you've had to drink.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

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                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • peloquin
                    Till I Come!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8643

                    #10
                    Re: Hangover cures

                    water, water, maybe an advil, water

                    all you need.

                    also, don't drink well liquor, or evil shit like jager. i suggest maker's mark

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                    • chrissy1687
                      Fresh Peossy
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 31

                      #11
                      Re: Hangover cures

                      more alcohol duhhh

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567

                        #12
                        Re: Hangover cures

                        Smoke Weed
                        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                        • sakio pod
                          SALAD TOSSER
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6034

                          #13
                          Re: Hangover cures

                          smoke some dank

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                          • ddr
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 7006

                            #14
                            Re: Hangover cures

                            Originally posted by Lrn
                            soooo hungover.......................not fucking funny
                            yea same here... headache is gone but my stomach is still fucked
                            "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                            • day_for_night
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4127

                              #15
                              Re: Hangover cures

                              Originally posted by peloquin
                              water, water, maybe an advil, water

                              all you need.

                              also, don't drink well liquor, or evil shit like jager. i suggest maker's mark
                              ugh, fuckin jager kicked my ass last night. had about a dozen gin & tonics, was doing just fine...and then my genius friend decides its time for jager bombs (jager shots droped into redbull). few of those and god i was screwed up. paying for it today.

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