You can't tip a cow

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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    You can't tip a cow

    IT IS the kind of story you hear from a friend of a friend ? how, after a long night in a rural hostelry and at a loss for entertainment in the countryside, they head out into a nearby field. There, according to the second-hand accounts, they sneak up on an unsuspecting cow and turn the poor animal hoof over udder.
    Not so, says Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia

    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    #2
    Re: You can't tip a cow

    But it IS still possible. Why is this bitch wasting time researching this shit anyway?
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    • toasty
      Sir Toastiness
      • Jun 2004
      • 6585

      #3
      Re: You can't tip a cow

      I live in the Midwest. Without going into great detail, trust me -- cows can be tipped.

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      • DancingQueen
        AVB FanClub | President
        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #4
        Re: You can't tip a cow

        You can so tip a cow. I reveal my hick side by stating that, but I have seen it done. I have never personally done it though.
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        • Mr.Big
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2004
          • 1390

          #5
          Re: You can't tip a cow

          What a stupid bitch. I and a group of my mates did it years back, young and stupid but damn funny.
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          Pimps up Hoes down.

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373

            #6
            Re: You can't tip a cow

            this sounds like a myth for MythBusters!

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            • DancingQueen
              AVB FanClub | President
              • Oct 2005
              • 4061

              #7
              Re: You can't tip a cow

              write in and let them know...you just may get it on their show
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              RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
              RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

              Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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              • Lorn
                Looking for a title!
                • Sep 2004
                • 5826

                #8
                Re: You can't tip a cow

                Cow tipping. Hmmmmm

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                • hambino21
                  PFC Semen Ham
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 863

                  #9
                  Re: You can't tip a cow

                  I'd only tip a cow If I recieved exceptional service.
                  " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                  - Me-

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                  • RiseandShine
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2910

                    #10
                    Re: You can't tip a cow

                    I wouldn't ask that from a cow
                    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20773

                      #11
                      Re: You can't tip a cow

                      Originally posted by hambino21
                      I'd only tip a cow If I recieved exceptional service.
                      thats a kneeslapper.

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: You can't tip a cow

                        Originally posted by hambino21
                        I'd only tip a cow If I recieved exceptional service.
                        Lapdance?

                        Never tried to tip a cow. I always get distracted by the udder

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                        • Morgan
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2234

                          #13
                          Re: You can't tip a cow

                          You can tip a cow.
                          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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