You can't tip a cow

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    You can't tip a cow

    IT IS the kind of story you hear from a friend of a friend ? how, after a long night in a rural hostelry and at a loss for entertainment in the countryside, they head out into a nearby field. There, according to the second-hand accounts, they sneak up on an unsuspecting cow and turn the poor animal hoof over udder.
    Not so, says Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia

    The latest breaking UK, US, world, business and sport news from The Times and The Sunday Times. Go beyond today's headlines with in-depth analysis and comment.
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    #2
    Re: You can't tip a cow

    But it IS still possible. Why is this bitch wasting time researching this shit anyway?
    Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

    http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

    Comment

    • toasty
      Sir Toastiness
      • Jun 2004
      • 6585

      #3
      Re: You can't tip a cow

      I live in the Midwest. Without going into great detail, trust me -- cows can be tipped.

      Comment

      • DancingQueen
        AVB FanClub | President
        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #4
        Re: You can't tip a cow

        You can so tip a cow. I reveal my hick side by stating that, but I have seen it done. I have never personally done it though.
        sigpic
        RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
        RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

        Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

        Comment

        • Mr.Big
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2004
          • 1390

          #5
          Re: You can't tip a cow

          What a stupid bitch. I and a group of my mates did it years back, young and stupid but damn funny.
          www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
          Pimps up Hoes down.

          Comment

          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373

            #6
            Re: You can't tip a cow

            this sounds like a myth for MythBusters!

            Comment

            • DancingQueen
              AVB FanClub | President
              • Oct 2005
              • 4061

              #7
              Re: You can't tip a cow

              write in and let them know...you just may get it on their show
              sigpic
              RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
              RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

              Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

              Comment

              • Lorn
                Looking for a title!
                • Sep 2004
                • 5826

                #8
                Re: You can't tip a cow

                Cow tipping. Hmmmmm

                Comment

                • hambino21
                  PFC Semen Ham
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 863

                  #9
                  Re: You can't tip a cow

                  I'd only tip a cow If I recieved exceptional service.
                  " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                  - Me-

                  Comment

                  • RiseandShine
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2910

                    #10
                    Re: You can't tip a cow

                    I wouldn't ask that from a cow
                    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

                    Comment

                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20773

                      #11
                      Re: You can't tip a cow

                      Originally posted by hambino21
                      I'd only tip a cow If I recieved exceptional service.
                      thats a kneeslapper.

                      Comment

                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: You can't tip a cow

                        Originally posted by hambino21
                        I'd only tip a cow If I recieved exceptional service.
                        Lapdance?

                        Never tried to tip a cow. I always get distracted by the udder

                        Comment

                        • Morgan
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2234

                          #13
                          Re: You can't tip a cow

                          You can tip a cow.
                          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

                          Comment

                          Working...