Fifty Mistakes Made By Women

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  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415
    #31
    Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

    Where to begin..........
    44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438
        #32
        Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

        Originally posted by threehills
        not trying to be an asshole, but....

        Fifty Mistakes Made By Women - [ms]
        http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35602
        regarding sex, that is. We hear a lot about men and their issues with love and sex. Now a missive floating around the Internet turns the tables, and makes some pretty insightful points. Saw this today and couldn't resist posting it here. There's an unspoken guidline in all of this, but I won't elaborate on it. Here it is: The


        and...

        http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...ad.php?t=39532
        Repition is the mother of result. Especially when it comes to women!

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18916
            #33
            Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

            ^ Especially when it comes to women!!!

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              • chanty
                John, John, where art thou!
                • Jun 2004
                • 4622
                #34
                Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                Originally posted by threehills
                dam straight, most women don't reed no good and need too reed it three times anyhow! MAYBE after they read this, we can let them vote.
                Seems some men can't spell to well and use bad grammar! Maybe when you can write properly we'll let you vote!
                Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438
                    #35
                    Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                    Originally posted by chanty
                    Seems some men can't spell to well and use bad grammar! Maybe when you can write properly we'll let you vote!
                    Get me a beer woman!

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                      • threehills
                        I heart Lollergirl
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 3641
                        #36
                        Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                        Originally posted by chanty
                        Seems some men can't spell to well and use bad grammar! Maybe when you can write properly we'll let you vote!
                        Anyone have a list teaching women about sarcasm?
                        It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29116
                            #37
                            Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                            Originally posted by KinKyJ
                            Repition is the mother of result. Especially when it comes to women!

                            so true, LOL!

                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                              • day_for_night
                                Are you Kidding me??
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 4127
                                #38
                                Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                                21 made me laugh.

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                                  • asdf_admin
                                    i use to be important
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 12798
                                    #39
                                    Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                                    37. Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters.

                                    pure bliss in a perfect way. it happened to me, but the midget started to bite me. the goat got excited and shit all over the bed. it was a great night.
                                    dead, yet alive.

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                                      • nick007
                                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                        • Oct 2007
                                        • 6095
                                        #40
                                        Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                                        32 one of my favourites

                                        The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                                          • floridaorange
                                            I'm merely a humble butler
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 29116
                                            #41
                                            Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                                            #6 & #20 should be carved in stone

                                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                                              • picklemonkey
                                                Double hoodie beer monster
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 15373
                                                #42
                                                Re: Fifty Mistakes Made By Women

                                                we need to end women's suffrage already

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                                                  • tiddles
                                                    Encryption, Jr.
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 6861
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Mistakes Women Make In Bed (written by a woman)

                                                    Originally posted by chanty
                                                    Seems some men can't spell to well and use bad grammar! Maybe
                                                    when you can write properly we'll let you vote!
                                                    some women can't spell too well either

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                                                      • KinKyJ
                                                        Platinum Poser
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 13438
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Fifty Mistakes Made By Women

                                                        ^^^ burnnnnnnnnn

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