Joke of the day

[Kyall]

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."


Sorry if you've heard it before, but its worth repeating!

[RiseandShine]

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nice one

[RiseandShine]

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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful,knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.”

[peloquin]

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blatantly stolen:

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

So an Englishman gives it a guitar, which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

Then an Irishman gives it a piano, which it plays better than Elton John.

A Scotsman then throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bag pipes and then Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The Octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"

[qwerty2222]

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lmao man

[Duff McKagin]

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thanks for these

[rainman]

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blatantly stolen:

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

So an Englishman gives it a guitar, which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

Then an Irishman gives it a piano, which it plays better than Elton John.

A Scotsman then throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bag pipes and then Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The Octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"

[Miroslav]

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good ones!