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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728
    #16
    Re: Worst Xmas Presents....

    this thread
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You

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      • MJDub
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 2765
        #17
        Re: Worst Xmas Presents....

        +1
        http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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          • Jibgolly
            Vortexuralizor
            • Jun 2004
            • 20773
            #18
            Re: Worst Xmas Presents....

            Originally posted by Lrn
            i got a crock pot i thought that sucked untill i made turkey meatball subs last night, best gift ever
            dude a crockpot is so money. stop doing blow for a day and let a pot roast sit in there on low for 24 hours. other items include one pouch onion soup mix. potato's, carrots, and celery. add some salt and pepper right before consuming.

            = $

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              • jarble187
                vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
                • Sep 2004
                • 2047
                #19
                Re: Worst Xmas Presents....

                ^^^ +2
                Push the envelope, watch it bend.


                www.kansascitytechno.com


                Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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                  • the sun the sea
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1449
                    #20
                    Re: Worst Xmas Presents....

                    my wife bought me a "man" jewelry box because i keep misplacing my ring.

                    and i thought she was gonna buy me 2 tickets to Giant NYE in LA. wtf?
                    download dj sets at: www.mixwalla.com

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                      • Lrn
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 3233
                        #21
                        Re: Worst Xmas Presents....

                        Originally posted by Jibgolly
                        dude a crockpot is so money. stop doing blow for a day and let a pot roast sit in there on low for 24 hours. other items include one pouch onion soup mix. potato's, carrots, and celery. add some salt and pepper right before consuming.

                        = $
                        gimme a full reciepe for that, ive made meatballs and marina, and chicken corn chowder since i got it im all about it.

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