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...but it's really real!
Since a while I got a neighbour living below me (I live in a 10 storey building, on the 7th floor), female, and she has this elevated bed which is crappy as hell. It creaks like mad and makes a lot of noise.
Imagine the FUN I have listening to every detail of what happens when hot horny boyfriend hops over some good old allnighting while performing reproductive gymnastics on the woman. I can hear everything. Everything. From the first thrust to his climax (during which he screams loudly and out of tune, as if someone just hit a nail through his johnson rather than him injecting his salty pudding, though the girl is silent as if she were but a plastic doll). I'm silently hoping they'll fall off, or that the bed will suddenly collapse. Last night I got up and starting jumping up and down making a lot of noise thru the floor, but I guess they were in Walhalla and unable to notice my desperate attemps to make them aware of my disgruntledness. So...how far-fetched is it t put the damn matress on the ground?
The best part: they keep me awake until 2am while my alarm goes off at 6.30. Once again, today I was a total wreck @ work. Nice. I hope the condom breaks.
Since a while I got a neighbour living below me (I live in a 10 storey building, on the 7th floor), female, and she has this elevated bed which is crappy as hell. It creaks like mad and makes a lot of noise.
Imagine the FUN I have listening to every detail of what happens when hot horny boyfriend hops over some good old allnighting while performing reproductive gymnastics on the woman. I can hear everything. Everything. From the first thrust to his climax (during which he screams loudly and out of tune, as if someone just hit a nail through his johnson rather than him injecting his salty pudding, though the girl is silent as if she were but a plastic doll). I'm silently hoping they'll fall off, or that the bed will suddenly collapse. Last night I got up and starting jumping up and down making a lot of noise thru the floor, but I guess they were in Walhalla and unable to notice my desperate attemps to make them aware of my disgruntledness. So...how far-fetched is it t put the damn matress on the ground?
The best part: they keep me awake until 2am while my alarm goes off at 6.30. Once again, today I was a total wreck @ work. Nice. I hope the condom breaks.
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