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  • lilsensa
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6675

    Things to ponder for the new year..

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny >for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
    RIP ~ Steve James







  • Taylor Norris
    Platinum Poster
    • Oct 2005
    • 1375

    #2
    Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

    Can you cry under water?
    i bet Steve Irwin did.

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    if its heaven i dont think you would be stuck with anything except eternal bliss

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    still sceptical about the whole "man on the moon" thing.....really......

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
    one of the many reasons i dont vote.....turd sandwich or a giant douche....

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

      how insane are thesightless's sets. everyone who listens gives great reviews, excedpt ruby b/c he is a cunt.
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
      download that. deep shit listed there

      my dick is its own superhero.

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      • lilsensa
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6675

        #4
        Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

        oh?
        RIP ~ Steve James







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        • Lorn
          Looking for a title!
          • Sep 2004
          • 5826

          #5
          Re: Things to ponder for the new year..


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          • Yao
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8167

            #6
            Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

            please take the right turn here.
            Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

            There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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            • ShawnD64
              Quickshot the Minute Man
              • Jan 2005
              • 1250

              #7
              Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

              Originally posted by lilsensa
              Can you cry under water?


              If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
              yes. my brother used to work for coke and someone got reprimanded for eating lays potato chips (pepsi product) at lunch
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              • Lorn
                Looking for a title!
                • Sep 2004
                • 5826

                #8
                Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                ^What? Lame.

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                • BureOne
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3285

                  #9
                  Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                  Originally posted by thesightless
                  how insane are thesightless's sets. everyone who listens gives great reviews, excedpt ruby b/c he is a cunt.
                  That shit was funny, thanks for that!

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                  • rubyraks
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5341

                    #10
                    Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                    Originally posted by thesightless
                    how insane are thesightless's sets. everyone who listens gives great reviews, excedpt ruby b/c he is a cunt.
                    Maybe I'm just the only one being honest...hmmm....
                    "Work like you don't need the money.
                    Love like you've never been hurt.
                    Dance like nobody's watching.
                    Sing like nobody's listening.
                    Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                    • thesightless
                      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13567

                      #11
                      Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                      Originally posted by ShawnD64
                      yes. my brother used to work for coke and someone got reprimanded for eating lays potato chips (pepsi product) at lunch

                      my cousin was sent home from his job as a union electrician b/c the wrench his father gave him was not made in america.
                      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                      download that. deep shit listed there

                      my dick is its own superhero.

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                        Originally posted by lilsensa
                        Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
                        bra: holds one rack
                        panties: holds two legs

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                        • lilsensa
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6675

                          #13
                          Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                          hmmm....never thought of it like that
                          RIP ~ Steve James







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                          • Lorn
                            Looking for a title!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 5826

                            #14
                            Re: Things to ponder for the new year..

                            These are serious thoughts indeed.

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