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Because you all missed me:
- The head bone's connected to the knee bone, the knee bones connected to that thing over there, that thing over there's connected to the nurse. Oops
- Oh shit this wasn't a penis amputation.
- This guy owes me a hundred dollars!
- "Pass the scalpel" - "Here you go Dr. Kevorkian"
- Hey!!! How come this dude has a penis and tits?
- Let's see, we'll connect this to this, and put this here, and move that to there and we'll see what happens
.- Sir? How do you want you name to appear on your toe tag?+
- Hey, stop that thing rolling across the floor!-
We're losing him...April fool's day!!!
- You're drunk, nurse. Stop playing and gimme that heart back!-
You mean it's a stomach-staple operation, not a BRAIN-staple?-
Wait a minute. Is that thing growing out of his neck another penis?-
If that makes his head move. Then WHAT DOES THIS DO!-
Shit, I've cut myself and I've got AIDS!-
Oh look that heartthingie has a flatline.-
To boldly go were no-one has ever gone before...
- ....I think someone is going to claim a lot of money here.
- This wouldn't have happened if you had just laid him on his BACK for starters!!
- What's that red stuff gushing out?-
Sure I don't know what I'm doing. I came her for washing the windows and somebody puts a mask on my face and an knife in my hand.
- Jeez I'm horny, let's get this patient unconsious and have a little fun. I don't care if she used to be a man 3 minutes ago.
- What's this, you say? His heart? Or his liver?
- Bwottle a whiksey, pleazzz nurze.
- Nurse, was this a male or a female patient ?
- OOPS !!
- I wonder what this does!-
Hand me the saw someone!-
Did he say the right or left leg?-
You got the arms and legs switched.-
It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there behind the keg.-
I'd feel alot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like back at night school.
- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.-
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- Rats, there go the lights again...
- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em."
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?-
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.-
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!-
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.-
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, schmeril. The floor's clean, right?-
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!-
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?-
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?-
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!-
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out !-
Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing !-
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.-
What do you mean you want a divorce ?
- The head bone's connected to the knee bone, the knee bones connected to that thing over there, that thing over there's connected to the nurse. Oops
- Oh shit this wasn't a penis amputation.
- This guy owes me a hundred dollars!
- "Pass the scalpel" - "Here you go Dr. Kevorkian"
- Hey!!! How come this dude has a penis and tits?
- Let's see, we'll connect this to this, and put this here, and move that to there and we'll see what happens
.- Sir? How do you want you name to appear on your toe tag?+
- Hey, stop that thing rolling across the floor!-
We're losing him...April fool's day!!!
- You're drunk, nurse. Stop playing and gimme that heart back!-
You mean it's a stomach-staple operation, not a BRAIN-staple?-
Wait a minute. Is that thing growing out of his neck another penis?-
If that makes his head move. Then WHAT DOES THIS DO!-
Shit, I've cut myself and I've got AIDS!-
Oh look that heartthingie has a flatline.-
To boldly go were no-one has ever gone before...
- ....I think someone is going to claim a lot of money here.
- This wouldn't have happened if you had just laid him on his BACK for starters!!
- What's that red stuff gushing out?-
Sure I don't know what I'm doing. I came her for washing the windows and somebody puts a mask on my face and an knife in my hand.
- Jeez I'm horny, let's get this patient unconsious and have a little fun. I don't care if she used to be a man 3 minutes ago.
- What's this, you say? His heart? Or his liver?
- Bwottle a whiksey, pleazzz nurze.
- Nurse, was this a male or a female patient ?
- OOPS !!
- I wonder what this does!-
Hand me the saw someone!-
Did he say the right or left leg?-
You got the arms and legs switched.-
It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there behind the keg.-
I'd feel alot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like back at night school.
- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.-
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- Rats, there go the lights again...
- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em."
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?-
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.-
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!-
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.-
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, schmeril. The floor's clean, right?-
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!-
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?-
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?-
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!-
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out !-
Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing !-
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.-
What do you mean you want a divorce ?
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