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  • pilot
    The World is my Playground
    • Jul 2004
    • 1423

    whats your fake name?

    K. So I met a girl over the weekend and like alot of girls I meet, I gave her a fake name. We (my friends and I) do this cause the chances of us ever hooking back up with the chick is slim not to mention its a game we play to see who has the most creative name. Anyways, I dipped way down and grabbed my Barry Abernathy..great name of course taken from Beerfest.
    A few other notables:

    Mr. Underhill
    Bob Phrapples
    John Cocktoastin
    Peter Lemonjello
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  • SyntaxTerror
    Occupation: Playtex Sales
    • Jun 2004
    • 964

    #2
    Re: whats your fake name?

    LOL a few years back I went to a mate's 21st, and a bunch of us decided to go as pirates.

    Anyway, I met this cute little Swedish girl there, she'd been living in Aus for about 6 months, her English wasn't the best.

    Anyway, we were hitting it off (me still dressed as a pirate, I had a hook and all), and she asked me my name - I told her it was Captain Redbeard.

    Anyway, it was time to go home and we exchanged numbers, and at that stage she asked how to spell Captain Redbeard to put in her phone, the whole time she thought I was serious that it was my name. Totally didn't get the joke either.
    "If not for Josh Wink, Sasha wouldn't own any Acid except for the paper stuff he dopes chicks with at clubs." - Jenks, 2004

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    • MusicJatt
      Platinum Poster
      • Aug 2004
      • 1371

      #3
      Re: whats your fake name?

      schackleford, Rusty Shackleford

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #4
        Re: whats your fake name?

        Originally posted by pilot
        K. So I met a girl over the weekend and like alot of girls I meet, I gave her a fake name. We (my friends and I) do this cause the chances of us ever hooking back up with the chick is slim not to mention its a game we play to see who has the most creative name. Anyways, I dipped way down and grabbed my Barry Abernathy..great name of course taken from Beerfest.
        A few other notables:

        Mr. Underhill
        Bob Phrapples
        John Cocktoastin
        Peter Lemonjello
        "We can't score a bird, so we play a game..." Mmmkay, so what do you and your mates do with sex? Play together too?

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        • demonAfro
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 3488

          #5
          Re: whats your fake name?

          Dr. Keneth Noisewater

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          • SyntaxTerror
            Occupation: Playtex Sales
            • Jun 2004
            • 964

            #6
            Re: whats your fake name?

            I got a piece of spam mail the other day at work from Buster McThunderstick.
            "If not for Josh Wink, Sasha wouldn't own any Acid except for the paper stuff he dopes chicks with at clubs." - Jenks, 2004

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            • peloquin
              Till I Come!
              • Jun 2004
              • 8643

              #7
              Re: whats your fake name?

              "dominik kruger"

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: whats your fake name?

                dude, i do this alot.

                i went to a merrill lynch christmas party at the W hotel in NYC for my friend and they put us up there. we got trashed and i was "bryan maloney" a stress engineer for boeing aircraft.... we had the crowd howling

                and often, i drop jimmy madden at local bars. when you and a friend are pulling bullshit, it can be histerical if you are on the same page.
                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                • hulkhuss
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3699

                  #9
                  Re: whats your fake name?

                  Y funny stuff
                  I remeber getting busted drinking in the dorms at college so I acted like I was a visitor and gave a fake name and social and used my buddys address cuz they were gonna send my parents a letter since i was 18, also i said i left my ID at home, then a few minutes later the security guard asked me to repeat the ssn so luckily i remebered it and they let me go
                  i was loaded too
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                  http://soundcloud.com/r-masie

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                  • pilot
                    The World is my Playground
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1423

                    #10
                    Re: whats your fake name?

                    I think its a thing that mostly guys do. Ive asked a few chicks and they think its completly stupid. Some of the best entertainment avail if you ask me. In high school we had a friend that worked as a T.A. in the front office and everytime he was in there he would announce a pro sports players name over the P.A. system for them to come to the front office. haha. it was awesome! But the catch was it wasnt some player that was well known like Barry Sanders or John Elway. It was some under the radar player. I remember "Mookie Wilson, please come to the front office."
                    Bluewire Productions

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                    • asdf_admin
                      i use to be important
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12798

                      #11
                      Re: whats your fake name?

                      Mike Hat.
                      dead, yet alive.

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                      • skahound
                        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11411

                        #12
                        Re: whats your fake name?

                        Tyrone Jenkins
                        Fernando Ramirez
                        Ho Chi Minh
                        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                        • pilot
                          The World is my Playground
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1423

                          #13
                          Re: whats your fake name?

                          pepper brooks
                          Bluewire Productions

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                          • threehills
                            I heart Lollergirl
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 3641

                            #14
                            Re: whats your fake name?

                            Max Powers

                            Only once did someone recognize where its from.
                            It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                            • pilot
                              The World is my Playground
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1423

                              #15
                              Re: whats your fake name?

                              dunna? where is max powers from? was he in a travelling circus?
                              Bluewire Productions

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