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I've noticed over the years that there is an inverse correlation between a guy's ability to rattle these things off and the amount he actually gets laid.
The angry Dragon: Having a chick give you a proper blowjob and before ejaculating you stick your penis by her nostrals and pump semen up her nose. She will then blow air through her nose causing partial semen to fly out while she shakes her head.
Dirty Fonz: You're in a threesome with two girls and you have them both doggystyle, ass up. You stick your thumbs in their bung holes and say "Ehhhhhh".
Horoncho Rub: Derived from Veracruz Mexico (Horonchos)...Legend has it if you rub your pre jazz on the back of a girls neck....shes yours for life! Very Dangerous but it works. (passed down from Carlos - King of Spring Break -Acapulco 06)
Like chanty this will be the last time I come in this thread. People who come up with these disgusting/rediculous words have serious issues. No way anyone does 1/2 of these things, and if the odd person does any of these, they are seriously messed in the head.
If you want words/phrases/sexual acts that will possibly get you laid, read the karma sutra or heck, even Cosmo. As most women with an ounce of class/self respect would never participate in the above mentioned smut/acts
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I think that most of these are made up, and not really acted upon...they are just for shock factor...its like when growing up, "whats grosser than gross?" that kinda thing...ya know?
Like chanty this will be the last time I come in this thread. People who come up with these disgusting/rediculous words have serious issues. No way anyone does 1/2 of these things, and if the odd person does any of these, they are seriously messed in the head.
If you want words/phrases/sexual acts that will possibly get you laid, read the karma sutra or heck, even Cosmo. As most women with an ounce of class/self respect would never participate in the above mentioned smut/acts
Ok. I agree to some degree that this thread has taken a turn to other topics. It was started in clean fun. I for the most part have in fact used some of the names. But yo, its not like 90% of other threads are "innocent". But Karen, nobody is trying to offend anyone. So, for having participated, even started this thread, if offended I apologize
Like chanty this will be the last time I come in this thread. People who come up with these disgusting/rediculous words have serious issues. No way anyone does 1/2 of these things, and if the odd person does any of these, they are seriously messed in the head.
If you want words/phrases/sexual acts that will possibly get you laid, read the karma sutra or heck, even Cosmo. As most women with an ounce of class/self respect would never participate in the above mentioned smut/acts
well for me, they're more like jokes.
I've heard many and they mostly start off as "hey, have you ever heard of the albino ejecter"? ... and they're usually while shooting pool drinking beer still stoned from finishing that joint in the parking structure type of moment ya know.
I think that most of these are made up, and not really acted upon...they are just for shock factor...its like when growing up, "whats grosser than gross?" that kinda thing...ya know?
settle down guys, it's just for funsies, i laughed hard i must admit.
my fav is the woody woodpecker. we call that ditching, because thats like the sound it makes.
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