word nicknames

[SyntaxTerror]

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There used to be a time when some of these made up acts were clever and actually funny to read about.

Like the Woodpecker one, I like that and it's completely doable. But some of them are just so stupid that they're not even remotely funny, like the punching the chick in the nose thing and swirling your cock in the blood. Wtf? That's not funny nor is it clever.

[threehills]

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But some of them are just so stupid that they're not even remotely funny, like the punching the chick in the nose thing and swirling your cock in the blood. Wtf?

...Says the guy with an avatar of a sunflower ass raping some pink haired clown.

[Miguel]

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^^^^ Owned

[pilot]

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hahahaha

[skahound]

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Strawberry Shortcake - A sweet lass is giving your willie a mouthful and you suddenly feel the urge to reward her for her hard work. Just prior to laying your goo all over her face, push her head back just slightly and punch her in the nose to induce blood flow. Then blow your load and voila, you have a strawberry shortcake.

A Harry Houdini - Go to town on your girl from behind. Right as you feel your excitement reaching its peak, spit on her back. Then promptly turn her around and bust it in her face. She'll be confused that you blew your load twice and it will convince her that you're an illusionist.

:08 - While wailing away on your girl from behind reach underneath and grab a hold of her funbags. Then say, "Wow, your sister's feel much bigger." Your next goal is to try to hang on for 8 seconds like you're some sort of professional bullrider.

A Flaming Dragon - Allow your lady to fellate your member. Right after you explode in her mouth, pull her head down by her ears (or any other method) until your tip hits the back of her throat and watch everything come out of her nose.

A Dirty Sanchez - The classic! Pound away at a girl's rear end while she's bent over. Then promptly remove your stick and use the end to paint a mustache above her mouth.

[GLD]

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Lovely!

[Miguel]

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that Harry Houdini is worth the try !!

[KinKyJ]

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How about a real life one? Tried this with an ex once. Not so "spectacular" as all the above, but it sure as hell is good fun

Kinky's Coolgasm: Get naked and go into the shower together. Take a pair of handcuffs and chain your woman to the shower bar on the wall. Let the water run at a nice soothing temperature. Bang her silly until you come. When you're done, get out of the shower and close the warm water tap. Enjoy the squeeling!

I'm such a bitch sometimes

[Taylor Norris]

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^^^^^^ LMFAO

BEEF DRAPES / MEAT CURTAINS : the female goods....

[Miguel]

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^^^^ good one !!!!! jejejejejeje

[Lorn]

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How about a real life one? Tried this with an ex once. Not so "spectacular" as all the above, but it sure as hell is good fun

Kinky's Coolgasm: Get naked and go into the shower together. Take a pair of handcuffs and chain your woman to the shower bar on the wall. Let the water run at a nice soothing temperature. Bang her silly until you come. When you're done, get out of the shower and close the warm water tap. Enjoy the squeeling!

I'm such a bitch sometimes

Obviously she is an ex.