A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....



havent laughed so much for ages!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

two thick fuckers are havin a conversation about buying a dog.
one turns to the other and says 'im thinkin about gettin a labrador.'
the other guy says 'fuck that have you seen how many of their owners go blind!!'

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

man picks up a chinese girl at a disco,after a night on the town she says 'me so horny,me do ANYTHING for you!'
he says 'how about a 69?'
she says 'you fuck off,me no cook duck with noodles in black bean sauce at this time of night!'

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Ooh, pain

[MJ]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
surely i can't look that old? I look waaaay better than they do? …..well...you'll love this one!


My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my
first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the
same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago
could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too
old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked
him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .

'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.

'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked

he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?

'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that

ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled,

fat arsed,

grey haired,

decrepit,

bastard asked....

'what did you teach?'

[trick12]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................

1.No christmas (there's better)
2.No tv (what?!!)
3.No nude women (r u saying porn is good?)
4.No fooball (bullshit)
5.No bacon/pork chops (pork, really!!! is it that good?)
6.No hotdogs (come and ill show you)
7.No alcohol (read ur bible)
8.No burgers (bullshit)
9.Rags for clothes (inner beauty)
10.Towels for hats (you prefer alligators?)
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower (ignorance is painful,blindness is not sight related)
12.more than one wife (better than 1 wife and 3 girlfriends)
13.More than one mother-in law (duly noted)
14.You cant shave (thats ape town)
15Your wife cant shave (thats the females in ape town)
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey (thats after shaking ur hand)
17.You wipe your arse with your hand (better than not wiping it at all!!)
18You cook over burning camel shit (you eat it raw)
19.Your wife is picked by someone else (your wife picks up someone else)
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey (your wife is your donkey)

Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my 2 cents in parenthesis

[floridaorange]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................

1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

absolutely

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Whatever you say guys

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

or maybe your uptight!

[Steve Graham]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

up tight

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

or maybe your pre menstrual!

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Or maybe you are

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

That last bit ruins the funny !

what the hell are you on about???

it doesnt ruin anything. i'm thinking maybe your just a little bit too sensitive.

[DIDI]

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[Huggie Smiles]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

I just walked past the fridge and i thought i heard an Onion singing a Bee Gee's song...but when i opened the fridge door it was just a ch ch ch chive talking.