A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Yeah Gav's back. And obviously didn't spend his holiday honing his sense of humour. Guilt pangs all gone

FUNNY!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................

1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
,Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NOT FUNNY!!

14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey

That last bit ruins the funny ! Good jokes don't have to hit you over the head .

[Huggie Smiles]

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no, thats senga

[poults]

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What do you call a female muslim stripper?
Yasseen Mamuff

Should be a Scottish stripper i reckon.

[Dhar_2]

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yeah!

gavs back!

[Kat]

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^^ oh my

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................

1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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What do you call a female muslim stripper?
Yasseen Mamuff

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Some guy at a bus stop earlier today hit me a whack on the leg with a stick for no reason.
Naturally,i retalliated+beat the shit out of him,
just for good measure i kicked the fuck outta his labrador as well!!!!

[DIDI]

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Btw I hope I haven't scared Gavin off . He did put up some funny stuff!

[bobjuice]

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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.

She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her
they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of
the fire. 'Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts',
she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was
surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her
husband when he came home.

He didn't believe her so she said, 'Next week I'll leave a gap in the
curtains so that you can see for yourself'.

The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked, 'Do you shave?'

'No', replied the girl. 'I've just never grown any hairs down there.
Do you have hairs?'

'Oh yes', said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.

When the husband got back in she asked, 'Did you see it?'

'Yes', he said. 'But why the hell did you have to show her yours?'

'Why not?' she said. 'You've seen it all before.'

'I know', he said, 'but the f*cking darts team hadn't'!

[88Mariner]

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someone post me what gav's jokes were.

[MJ]

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We used to have a dog that chased everyone on a bike. It got so bad that in the end we had to take the bike off him.

[Dhar_2]

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[MJ]

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I just found out that this Pakistani bloke who impersonates Elvis and lives just down the road from me is called Amal Shukup.

[Shpira]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

i am intrigued i want to know!!! my sense of humour is a bit out there on occasion...