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  • poults
    Platinum Poster
    • Nov 2006
    • 1987

    Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

    Whats red and white and sits in a tree?






    A sanitary owl.
    Originally posted by Hoff

    ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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    • Huggie Smiles
      Anyone have Styx livesets?
      • Jun 2004
      • 11836

      Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

      contains swearing right at the end (FYI)

      Liver and Pineapple pizza

      [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPKqCgdLpDE[/YOUTUBE]
      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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      • Micko
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 8095

        Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

        Originally posted by poults
        Whats red and white and sits in a tree?






        A sanitary owl.
        Brilliant - broke my shite laughing

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        • Micko
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Oct 2004
          • 8095

          Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

          What is a dangerous insect?




          Hepatitis B

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

            What did Michael Jackson ask R. Kelly?

            You got two 5's for a 10?
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128

              Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

              Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
              A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128

                Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
                A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                • DIDI
                  Aussie Pest
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 16844

                  Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                  Originally posted by 88Mariner
                  Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
                  A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.


                  Wait, why am I laughing ??
                  Originally posted by TheVrk
                  it IS incredible isn't it??
                  STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                  Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                  The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                  • Steve Graham
                    DJ Jelly
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12887

                    Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                    Teacher: Who can give me a 12 letter word?

                    Student: masturbation!

                    Teacher: well, that's a mouthful

                    Student: no, you're thinking of blow job

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                    • Huggie Smiles
                      Anyone have Styx livesets?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11836

                      Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                      I just bought a Mercedes SL550. It's fantastic, when you say "Soul", it plays James Brown. When you say "Rock", it plays AC/DC. Last night some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it started to play Michael Jackson.



                      stolen from wwtdd
                      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                      • Micko
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 8095

                        Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                        What's the difference between a terrorist and a psychiatrist?




                        You can negotiate with a terrorist

                        Considering I work in the area of mental health, I find this particularly amusing
                        Last edited by Micko; October 23, 2008, 06:55:50 PM.

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                        • Micko
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 8095

                          Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                          This guy who's having problems hearing goes to a doctor. The doctor says, tell me all your symptoms. The guy says, "Homer, Marge, Bart..."

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                          • poults
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1987

                            Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                            A bloke tried to sell me 8 legs of venison the other day for 600 quid. Is that to dear?
                            Originally posted by Hoff

                            ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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                            • nick007
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 6095

                              Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                              Originally posted by 88Mariner
                              A guy goes to his doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor checks him out, and, after the exam, he says, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news." The guy asks, "What's the good news?" "I see no sign of cancer or any other disease -- I can pretty much give you a clean bill of health," says the doctor. "So then what's the bad news?" asks the guy, puzzled. "You have to stop masturbating," the doctor replies. "What? Why?" asks the guy. "It's kind of making me uncomfortable," says the doctor.

                              Excellent

                              The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                              • RiseandShine
                                Are you Kidding me??
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2910

                                Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

                                One guy is very upset and yells at his friend, “You slept with my
                                wife, you son of a bitch. I am gonna make you pay for what you did.”
                                “Bullshit,” replies the other one, “why should I pay twice?”
                                If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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