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Paddy & Mick are driving down the road and Paddy says, "Look at that flock of cows over there...".
Mick says, "Herd of cows you fucking dick".
Paddy says, "Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there!"
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
Originally posted by ace_dl
Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
Paddy & Mick are driving down the road and Paddy says, "Look at that flock of cows over there...".
Mick says, "Herd of cows you fucking dick".
Paddy says, "Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there!"
it IS incredible isn't it??
STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
Simply does not get any better than Hernan
A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the
mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think
that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me."
You really do stretch the boundaries at times, don't you.? I always hold my breath when I see you have posted here. Most of the time there is al least an element of humour. This one doesn't . And neither does the one before it.
Originally posted by TheVrk
it IS incredible isn't it??
STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
Simply does not get any better than Hernan
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Most of the time there is al least an element of humour. This one doesn't . And neither does the one before it.
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