A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Some guy at a bus stop earlier today hit me a whack on the leg with a stick for no reason.
Naturally,i retalliated+beat the shit out of him,
just for good measure i kicked the fuck outta his labrador as well!!!!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

What do you call a female muslim stripper?
Yasseen Mamuff

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................

1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kat]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

^^ oh my

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

yeah!

gavs back!

[poults]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

What do you call a female muslim stripper?
Yasseen Mamuff

Should be a Scottish stripper i reckon.

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

no, thats senga

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Yeah Gav's back. And obviously didn't spend his holiday honing his sense of humour. Guilt pangs all gone

FUNNY!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................

1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
,Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NOT FUNNY!!

14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey

That last bit ruins the funny ! Good jokes don't have to hit you over the head .

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

I just walked past the fridge and i thought i heard an Onion singing a Bee Gee's song...but when i opened the fridge door it was just a ch ch ch chive talking.

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

That last bit ruins the funny !

what the hell are you on about???

it doesnt ruin anything. i'm thinking maybe your just a little bit too sensitive.

[DIDI]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Or maybe you are

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

or maybe your pre menstrual!

[Steve Graham]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

up tight

[Dhar_2]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

or maybe your uptight!