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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....
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@ the pigeon joke
Australia has just got it's first female Prime Minister who happens to be a redhead, and childless
I can't claim credit for these jokes gravyishot on ITM get's that !!
first policy: free sunhats and sunblock for all!
now we have a female PM we can pay the position much less and save on taxes.
I hear she actually isn't barren, but has had heaps of children. The reason we've never seen them is because she eats them.
Love the last one in particular
The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never DiesOriginally posted by TheVrkComment
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Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
@ the pigeon joke
Australia has just got it's first female Prime Minister who happens to be a redhead, and childless
I can't claim credit for these jokes gravyishot on ITM get's that !!
first policy: free sunhats and sunblock for all!
now we have a female PM we can pay the position much less and save on taxes.
I hear she actually isn't barren, but has had heaps of children. The reason we've never seen them is because she eats them.
Love the last one in particular
I think your jokes are degrading to women and are uncalled for, particularly on the eve of her victory.
you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
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See, I know how to do politically incorrect
The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never DiesOriginally posted by TheVrkComment
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you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
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The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never DiesOriginally posted by TheVrkComment
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Severe Flood Warnings in the North of England
Caused by the entire population of Scotland pissing themselves laughing.
(from TMB)....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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i thought it was the river of tears caused by massive english cryingyou could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Northumbria police are offering a £10k reward for any information that might lead to the arrest of Raul Moat................
If hes not caught by next tuesday it goes up to £20k,making it a Raulover!!!
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man city just bid 24 million for raoul moat
they havent a clue who he is but have heard everyone else was after him...............Comment
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A man walks into a gas station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the register gets
him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
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^What gas stations keep their candy behind the counter?
It was fun while it lasted...
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your missing the point!
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How do Mexicans stay warm?
They use chicken fajitas.Originally posted by Hoff
ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou
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What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68,
and 78?
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!Comment
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