A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[Dhar_2]

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Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other " hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him." So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "Hey, how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?" The supervisor says "Intelligence". Guido says "what is this intelligence?" The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says "Hita my hand as hard as you can!" Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor says "That's intelligence". Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and his co-worker says "Hey what did he say?" With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his face and says "hita my hand as hard as you can.. .

[Dhar_2]

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My doctor asked me if I drank to excess.

I told him I would drink to anything.

[Garrick]

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all those are funny dhar! keep em comin.

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" said the son.
"Well, what about after sex?" said the son. His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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I organized a threesome last night...There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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holy fuck is it really this^^^^^^ long from someone put a joke up??
this must b why iv not been on much,uz r all gettin too serious obviously....
well,read the next post....

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Dear Santa,
Dont bother coming to bring me loads of presents like you normally do this year.
I already have too much stuff.
Thanks,Leroy aged 8 from Tottenham,London,England.

[Dhar_2]

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lol

[nick007]

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Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life. Paddy said, "I want totry that wheelbarrow position tonight."His wife asked, "What is that?"Paddy told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then I pickyour legs up and take you from behind!"His wife said, "Hmm, okay, I'll do it on two conditions. First, if it hurtsyou stop immediately and, second... we don't go down past my mother'shouse!"

[nick007]

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was walking through the cemetery this morning an - 13 Jul 2011

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouchingdown behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning" He said, "No, just taking a shit."

[Kamal]

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One day the teacher was talking about marriage in class...
Teacher: what kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny: I want a wife like the moon...
Teacher: Wow what a choice...do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny: NO. I want her to come at Night and Disappear in the morning......

[Huggie Smiles]

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Ma neighbour approached me the other day about underwear gon missin fae her washin line.













A nearly shat her pants.

[clintlove]

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A white guy, a black guy, a Christian, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,









"What can I get you Mr. President?"

[Rawrmune]

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^ Nice one! Haha!

[bobjuice]

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Just bought the mrs a pair of crotchless knickers for halloween. Not a sexual thing, thought it may help her get a better grip on her broomstick.