A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[88Mariner]

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i thought it was the river of tears caused by massive english crying

[Huggie Smiles]

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Severe Flood Warnings in the North of England






Caused by the entire population of Scotland pissing themselves laughing.

(from TMB)

[DIDI]

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[88Mariner]

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See, I know how to do politically incorrect

[DIDI]

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See, I know how to do politically incorrect

[88Mariner]

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@ the pigeon joke

Australia has just got it's first female Prime Minister who happens to be a redhead, and childless

I can't claim credit for these jokes gravyishot on ITM get's that !!


first policy: free sunhats and sunblock for all!


now we have a female PM we can pay the position much less and save on taxes.

I hear she actually isn't barren, but has had heaps of children. The reason we've never seen them is because she eats them.


Love the last one in particular

I think your jokes are degrading to women and are uncalled for, particularly on the eve of her victory.

[DIDI]

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@ the pigeon joke

Australia has just got it's first female Prime Minister who happens to be a redhead, and childless

I can't claim credit for these jokes gravyishot on ITM get's that !!


first policy: free sunhats and sunblock for all!


now we have a female PM we can pay the position much less and save on taxes.

I hear she actually isn't barren, but has had heaps of children. The reason we've never seen them is because she eats them.


Love the last one in particular

[discobunnywalker]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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There were these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through the hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and the giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again ?"
He asks her, "Shall we ?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let’s! But let’s change positions.


This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head !"

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Guess what this is ...

"Fuck off !!"
"No it’s my turn !!"
"But you had it earlier let me have it you bastard"
"Bollocks I’m not finished"
























Siamese twins having a wank

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed
As little Bo Beep was giving him head
Just as he came she began to weep
She could tell by the taste he’d been shaggin her sheep!!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

2 Litres of low fat milk
6eggs
2 litres of orange juice
A lettuce
half a dozen tomatoes
a 500g jar of coffee
a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk was standing behind her watching. While the till operator was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly said "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about them that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you’re fucking ugly."

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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a nurse finds a mental patient rubbing his cock between 2 biscuits!
she asks 'wot in gods name are you doing?'
he replies 'im fucking crackers!!'

[Steve Graham]

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hahaha