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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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I went into my local last night and there was a fat girl dancing on the table.
I walked passed her and said "fucking amazing legs"
The girl giggled and said with a smile "do you really think so"
I said "definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"
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It was fun while it lasted...Comment
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haha
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.Comment
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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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Q: Whats the difference between an apple and a baby?
A: I don't cum on my apples before I eat them.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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^ wtf?
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My new German girlfriend give me marks out of ten when we have sex.
Last night for example I shoved it right up her arse and she yelled "nine, nine".
My best score yet!!
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^ ha ha
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