A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Hello there....
Distinct lack of jokes at everywhere by the looks of things...!!!

[srbbnd]

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What is a the pirate's favorite letter?

R you say?

You would think that, but he is more of a C man.

[AchtungBaby!]

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Do you think Tiger Woods should have taken a driver?

Fine one

[nick007]

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Whats the difference between a pimple and a Catholic priest?

A Catholic priest doesn't need you to be 12 to come on your face.

[nick007]

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Did you hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared in a poof!

[nick007]

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Do you think Tiger Woods should have taken a driver?

[♫♫♫♫♫♫]

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A man of many talents. LOL

[max420]

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^ If comedy is tragedy plus time then there are plenty of them on here. Not sure what your definition of the entertainment industry encovers but I'm not sure DJ set curator/archivist counts for the vast majority of highly trained Entertainment Industry Professionals.

[♫♫♫♫♫♫]

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Strange, this place seems to be full of comedians

Not comedians, but people in the entertainment industry.

[REDROCK]

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Strange, this place seems to be full of comedians

[DIDI]

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^^ I don't miss yours at all Happy birthday

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Not a single joke in 4 years guys, ffs that's disgraceful

[nick007]

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A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

... She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded,” I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

[nick007]

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I was waiting to get served at the bar when I felt a hand gently squeezingmy groin.

"Buy me a drink and I'll suck your cock," a seductive voice whispered in myear.

I sighed, "You've spent all your money on prositutes again, haven't youColin

[nick007]

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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.

Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"

Paddy says "What's his name?"

Mick replies "Miles, from London!