How to escape Iraq?

[KinKyJ]

Suppose you're unlucky enough to be sent to Iraq with 19.999 other troops for an indefinite holiday in the sand and suicide bombers, how do you escape from that?

Easy, pose for Playboy and you'll be relieved from your duties in a jiffy.

Imo they've photoshopped a lot in Playboy to make this dragon presentable:



Fugly bitch 1 - US military 0

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

nice bod tho.

[hambino21]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

beleive it or not there is some hotties in the military( mainly Air Forces lieutenants) but I've seen some extremely hot Marine chicks that blew me away. I couldn't figure out why the hell they were doing that, but whatever.

You can also "admit" to being extremely gay and you don't think you could control yourself around a tent full of other dudes.

If you can fake being insane ,you can get out but it's almost not worth it because you'll be stuck in some hospital for a while being evaluated. Attempting suicide falls under this category.

You could shoot your commanding officer but you'll be executed for that one.

You can desert, but since it's war time you'll most likely be executed.

there's more ways but they're definitely not pretty. Basicly since these people voluntarily signed up , suck it up and and go. ( or how we like to put it....Shut up and color)

[Localizer]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

Dam straight they should relieve her. It's apparent she doesn't have brains because now she's gonna have tons of armed servicemen trying to molest her. Next thing you know, she's gonna claim rape...

[thesightless]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

word. my brother has some serious talent at his base. i was there a few weeks ago wishing i didnt have my elbow replaced so i could sign up.s

[Lorn]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

She must have been desperate.

[thesightless]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

lmao, would you want to go to the violent toilet of the planet/

[fumanchu182]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

How to beat al - quaeda:

Have hot american women flash them, their heads will explode from the boobies!

[Jibgolly]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

hamslam, shouldnt you be court marshalled for sharing such information?

[BureOne]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

Or you can go the John Walker way

[hambino21]

Re: How to escape Iraq?

hamslam, shouldnt you be court marshalled for sharing such information?

Nope all that info is pretty known, Just pick u pa copy of the UCMJ( uniform code of military justice) and pick your violation and look up it's punishment and your on your way out.