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  • DancingQueen
    AVB FanClub | President
    • Oct 2005
    • 4061

    Useless facts...

    I always fund stuff like this interesting so I thought I would share this with you. Some of these have been heard before I am sure. This one made me laugh...so if someone ever calls you a dork again, you really know what they mean

    21. A whale's penis is called a dork
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    RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
    RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

    Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
  • GregWhelan
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2992

    #2
    Re: Useless facts...

    I love stuff like this, cannot get enough of it, just wish I could remember half of it.

    Someone told me the other day that a crocodile can if necessary go 2 years without food!

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    • DancingQueen
      AVB FanClub | President
      • Oct 2005
      • 4061

      #3
      Re: Useless facts...

      yeah I love stuff like this to...I always find it neat and wonder how on earth some of this stuff was proven
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      RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
      RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

      Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #4
        Re: Useless facts...

        I wonder how one can prove that it is proven.

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: Useless facts...

          my penis is called general quentin chesterfield.
          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
          download that. deep shit listed there

          my dick is its own superhero.

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          • Lrn
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jan 2005
            • 3233

            #6
            Re: Useless facts...

            purple urkle

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            • AntonyM
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2004
              • 6415

              #7
              Re: Useless facts...

              Third Leg
              Originally posted by Shpira
              So came back last night...
              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
              Originally posted by Illuminate
              Let me get this straight.

              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

              Am I close here?

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              • Miroslav
                WHOA I can change this!1!
                • Apr 2006
                • 4122

                #8
                Re: Useless facts...



                112.Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

                I will be proud to be the 11,001st
                mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: Useless facts...

                  The total number of romance novels purchased in America in one year equaled the number of orgasms American women have each day.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • rainman
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1869

                    #10
                    Re: Useless facts...

                    DJTECH.net .:. 500 Mostly Useless Facts

                    # 407. there are only 406 useless facts in djtech.nets 500 mostly useless facts


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                    • DancingQueen
                      AVB FanClub | President
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4061

                      #11
                      Re: Useless facts...

                      ^^^ lol I noticed that as well....the other 94 must have been proven wrong or maybe they figured no one would go through the whole list that closely
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                      RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                      RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                      Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                      • Jibgolly
                        Vortexuralizor
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20773

                        #12
                        Re: Useless facts...

                        Originally posted by DQ
                        i love...

                        Originally posted by DQ
                        ...whale's penis
                        not necessarily a useless fact there.

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: Useless facts...

                          hahahahahahaa
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                          download that. deep shit listed there

                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • DancingQueen
                            AVB FanClub | President
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4061

                            #14
                            Re: Useless facts...

                            Originally posted by Jibgolly
                            not necessarily a useless fact there.
                            Who wouldn't??
                            Look at the size of that thing!!

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                            RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                            RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                            Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                            • Lorn
                              Looking for a title!
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 5826

                              #15
                              Re: Useless facts...

                              Holy Sh*t.

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