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  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    Frustrated chimp takes up smoking

    A chimpanzee has taken up smoking and spitting, according to China's Xinhua news agency.
    It is unclear why Feili, 13, has started smoking but her zoo keeper said it was because she was frustrated.

    She has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

    Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".


    Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.

    However, she does appear to be quite keen on smoking - and has been known to resort to desperate measures to get what she wants.

    Xinhua reported that Feili became excited when she saw a visitor light up a cigarette, and grew impatient when they showed no sign of giving it to her.

    It quoted one boy visiting the zoo as saying: "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage - she tried to get the butt with a stick."


    from bbc
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    haha, i read that a while ago.... that is kinda cool. he knows whats up.

    at least we aren't the only species that is stupid.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • chato
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 815

      #3
      Fck chimps are going crazy! :?

      will they start drinking next???? :P
      ...enjoy every single second

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      • palmer
        Retired or Simply Important
        • Jun 2004
        • 5383

        #4
        how the fuck does a chimp just start taking up smoking?
        todayistomorrow
        art direction | design | animation

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        • DJZeke
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jun 2004
          • 165

          #5
          Re:: Frustrated chimp takes up smoking

          i wonder who is giving the chimp cigs...
          DJZeke @ SoulSeek

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          • Jibgolly
            Vortexuralizor
            • Jun 2004
            • 20773

            #6
            i didnt even read this, but it was absolutely hilarious.

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            • Gloomy
              Addiction started
              • Jun 2004
              • 314

              #7
              How does a chimp feels the effect of one simple cigarette ...

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              • Garrick
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6764

                #8
                Originally posted by Jibgolly
                i didnt even read this, but it was absolutely hilarious.

                what the hell does that mean?
                Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gloomy
                  How does a chimp feels the effect of one simple cigarette ...
                  probably the same way a person feels the effect of one cigarette.

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                  • peloquin
                    Till I Come!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8643

                    #10
                    Originally posted by palmer
                    how the fuck does a chimp just start taking up smoking?
                    imitating the people it sees... how it gets the cigarettes..who knows

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                    • palmer
                      Retired or Simply Important
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5383

                      #11
                      I meant more along the lines of where in the fuck does it get them. You don't see too many chimps at carryouts buying smokes. How do you ask a female chimp for her id without getting pummeled? In that picture she's got a full cigarette, its not just some butt someone threw on the ground. So who gave her a lighter or who let her out to go buy one. So many questions so little answers. This article pisses me off because they make it sound like "Oh what the hell do you know.....Feili started smoking. She really enjoys how it takes the edge off and how cool it makes her look." Primates/animals in captivity don't just start fucking smoking.
                      todayistomorrow
                      art direction | design | animation

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