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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    They walk among us

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
    To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
    You want it, you take it."
    For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.
    He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal.
    It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
    "Fridge for sale $50."
    The next day someone stole it.
    Caution...
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *
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    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.... "Look at that dead bird!"
    Someone looked up at the sky and said... "Where???"
    *They Walk among us and they Vote!!*
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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
    morning.
    She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime.
    She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*
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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
    One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
    He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*
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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
    She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because
    the car was moving".
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*
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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
    She keeps it in the trunk...
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*
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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.
    Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
    The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*
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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
    So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
    "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"...
    *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*
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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.
    He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
    He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
    I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
    *Yep, THEY Walk Among Us, and, Dear Me, They Vote too !!!!!!!!*
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • hambino21
    PFC Semen Ham
    • Jul 2004
    • 863

    #2
    Re: They walk among us

    The funny thing is, is I can name some people off the top of my head that are guilty of pulling these or worse. Come to think of it, thats not funny.
    " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

    - Me-

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    • RiseandShine
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Sep 2006
      • 2910

      #3
      Re: They walk among us

      how was JVM at glow?
      If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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      • Miguel
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Oct 2005
        • 3182

        #4
        Re: They walk among us

        i think most of them can be traced back to blondes



        no wonder bush got reelected

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        • Lorn
          Looking for a title!
          • Sep 2004
          • 5826

          #5
          Re: They walk among us

          Originally posted by hambino21
          The funny thing is, is I can name some people off the top of my head that are guilty of pulling these or worse. Come to think of it, thats not funny.
          That is funny.

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          • hambino21
            PFC Semen Ham
            • Jul 2004
            • 863

            #6
            Re: They walk among us

            Originally posted by RiseandShine
            how was JVM at glow?
            pretty good show. I walked right into him at one point near the front. I looked at hime and was like " are you finished spinning already?" he said " no, man I just put a rediculously long song on because I have to take a piss" , he was having to wait in line during his own set. funny. thats club is insane. If it wasn't for the damn hip hop side you wouldn't have to get searched like that but oh well, still acool place. I like how that rack of lights drops down to just over the crowds head, If i went in there twisted I think I would have had a moment!

            By the way next week at five on the 19th is jason jollins, 20th is palash, on the 26th is saeed.
            " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

            - Me-

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            • peloquin
              Till I Come!
              • Jun 2004
              • 8643

              #7
              Re: They walk among us



              some good ones in there

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              • ubiqe
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1731

                #8
                Re: They walk among us

                Originally posted by RiseandShine
                I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
                So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
                She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
                "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"...
                *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*

                omg. priceless.

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                • GregWhelan
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2992

                  #9
                  Re: They walk among us

                  Yep, no wonder Bush got re-elected

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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    Re: They walk among us

                    aga, that was the same one that made me L.O.L.

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                    • Taylor Norris
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 1375

                      #11
                      Re: They walk among us

                      My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
                      She keeps it in the trunk...

                      this one got me
                      rofl

                      has to be a blonde

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                      • SyntaxTerror
                        Occupation: Playtex Sales
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 964

                        #12
                        Re: They walk among us

                        Originally posted by RiseandShine
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                        I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
                        One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
                        He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
                        Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .
                        *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*
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                        This EXACT same thing happened to me while I was working in Microsoft's tech support...

                        I told a guy that a technician will ring him within 2 to 4 hours to start troubleshooting his case, when the guy (who was based in Perth) said to me yeah but is that Perth time or Sydney time.

                        I paused for a while, and decided to tell him it would be Perth time to keep him happy, and sure enough he was happy with that.

                        The pause in between his question and my answer seemed to go for an eternity... I couldn't believe he could be serious about this!
                        "If not for Josh Wink, Sasha wouldn't own any Acid except for the paper stuff he dopes chicks with at clubs." - Jenks, 2004

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                        • feather
                          Shanghai ooompa loompa
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 20895

                          #13
                          Re: They walk among us

                          Should've told him it's India time.

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                          Originally posted by Hoff
                          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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