recent myspace message conversation.

[thesightless]

first i get the friend invite from her http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=151504534

i decline.

next day, get the message.
"why didnt you accept my friends invite? i think you're hot and cant belive your single."

(continuing in conversation form, but it was messages back and forth)

me- too bad i guess. sry, get some friends on your list so i know you arent some overweight 35 year old fat guy who operates a cheesy porn site

her - WTF, why u say that? i think im cute?

me- im guessing you have a webcam, and please leave me alone.

her- you should visit my site, ill give you access.

me (today)- cant you strip cam whores stop randomly sending out messages? i mean, if you want casual sex, go to a bar and talk to a guy, we just need a hole attached to a semi decent looking girl, and you seem hot so go for it. you dont need me to log in and wack my bag to you ramming a 10 inch dong into your cooch. im really getting annoyed at these stupid invites and messages, JESUS, you people should just go to lower manhatten during happy hour and just hit on some broker, they got money, all you need to do is learn how to cook. in the end i think you will have more self respect when you realize that 40 guys arent sitting at thier computer desk with their pants at thier ankles working a sweat because they havent seen a real labia in the last 10 years. what would your father think of you sitting in front of a spotlight and webcam. at least go work the streets and actually give a guy some play, you'll make more money in the end.


i dont think she'll message me back any more.

[Funky Dredd]

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Nice!

[AndyH]

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LMAO!! Quality response..

[Kamal]

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lmao Sean..... you sound like you need some Xanax

[thesightless]

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what would your father think of you sitting in front of a spotlight and webcam.

now that i think of it, that is my favorite line.

[Mr.Big]

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Ahh yeah i get this on myspace like everyone i suppose. Heres one from my recent internet girlfriend Sandra. Its part and parcel of Myspace though.

hi
i hope all is fine if so dixology i will like to meet you and know more about you hope to hear from you soon,kindly reply my mail sandramon2050@hotmail.com or sandramon2050@yahoo.comand make my mind be at rest,have a lovely day bye for now.
sandra

and her profile

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=135583468

I had another russian girl who told me she wanted to marry me. Whaatevaa

[thesightless]

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im telling that girl to come to chloe's party this weekend.


edit>

""hey, if you arent some stripper bot who is looking for some poor shlubs credit card number, prove it. club shelter on friday is having a sick party, go."

the negative response or ensuing actions will only provide funny stories upon reply.

in the end though, nothing will ever beat that picklemonkey conversation where the guy thought adam was his girlfriend and adam fucked with the kid. i was rolling while reading that.

[Garrick]

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i remember that conversation... adam is going to hell for that. i'm still not sure how the guy got so confused, but i was also rolling on the floor.


as for your problems, i get shit like that all the time in myspace. but, maybe she'll meet you up at the club and you can finger bang her on the couch in the vip room. i might actually message one of them back sometime if you get to do that.

[Lorn]

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Thats the spirit Sean. Let those rat bitch/bastards have it.

[Morgan]

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Sean, you should hit that and quick.

Not one ugly friend in that profile list. She must be legit.

[thesightless]

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oh, i told the russian chick from big's post. ""allegedly" she lives in brooklyn.

[AntonyM]

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JESUS, you people should just go to lower manhatten during happy hour and just hit on some broker, they got money, all you need to do is learn how to cook. in the end i think you will have more self respect when you realize that 40 guys arent sitting at thier computer desk with their pants at thier ankles working a sweat because they havent seen a real labia in the last 10 years.

Very entertaining Sean
Pure comedy

[Lorn]

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"allegedly".

I'm sure her grandmother is sick and they need 500 bucks for a medical exam.

[Yao]

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That's only 20 hummers or 10 bangs. Easy as....phuck.

[KinKyJ]

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LMAO @ sean's ranting!

I only accept people I really know on myspace. I mean c'mon, I don't have the time nor the motivation to reply to "Hi, how are you?" from some random Peruvian tart. Switch off your pc and get some real friends, tssss...