Misheard lyrics

[RiseandShine]

• Madonna ? Like a Virgin
  The real lyrics were:
  Like a virgin touched for the very first time.
  
• But I misheard them as:
  Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
• John Denver ? Country Roads
  The real lyrics were:
  West Virginia,
  Mountain Momma,
  
• But I misheard them as:
  West Virginia,
  Mount yer Momma,
• Bob Dylan - Blowin' In The Wind
  The real lyrics were:
  The answer, my friend,
  is blowin' in the wind
  The answer is blowin' in the wind.
  
• But I misheard them as:
  The ants are my friends,
  they're blowin' in the wind
  The ants are a-blowin' in the wind.
• Paul Simon - Mrs. Robinson
  The real lyrics were:
  Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
  Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
  
• But I misheard them as:
  Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
  Put it in your pants between your cupcakes

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[toasty]

Re: Misheard lyrics

Pearl Jam "Rats"
They dont eat, dont sleep
They dont feed, they dont seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger ones feet

I was singing it as:

Lick the dirt of Olajuwan's feet.

Seriously. Made sense to me at the time.

Also, I learned around age 25 that I'd been singing the Star-Spangled Freaking Banner wrong my entire life. Rather than "whose broad stripes and bright stars," I was singing "Who'd brought stripes and brought stars." Now that doesn't even make any sense -- but you learn that song when you're so young, you don't even think about whether what you're singing makes any sense or not, and I guess I just never realized I was singing the wrong thing. I was at a baseball game singing along while watching the words on the scoreboard when I realized it.

[thesightless]

Re: Misheard lyrics

hey little thing let my light your kennel cuz momma imma so ah.--black corws.

[karaquazian]

Re: Misheard lyrics

im the crawling king snake in the room up dere - the doors