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anyone notice how [ms] crahsed right when i made my comeback???
thats right, don't pretend you all didn't notice that shit. coincidence? not at all! basically the day i made my comeback this site crashed, at first i thought it was just my computer being a player hater, but mr. tiddles confirmed for me that its down for everyone. So i got to thinking, and formulated three theories behind the crash.
*btw i never read that "welcome back" thread, if you guys want to know the REAL reason behind the crash read on...
theory #1 - Anonin the god.
- its common knowledge that i'm one of the most entertaining, funny, and realest posters on here. basically i'm a god, and if you doubt me, you must not know that i carefully calculated my comeback with the alignment of all the moons of jupiter with pluto in conjunction to the earths moon, this produced an effect which fucked up the server at kamals' crib and other servers around the world (the details of this effect are way to complex for mere mortals to understand, so i won't even try to explain). (There was even one time when kamal was gonna make it so my god status is aknowledged on this board by way of my username being gold and when you hover over my name it simply says "GOD", but i told him i wanted flashing psychadelic trippy-like colors in my username and he didn't know how to program that shit, so we threw that idea out the window based on creative differences.)
theory #2 - [MS] does not care about black people
- thats right, [ms] is prejudice. the server saw that the only black guy on this board is back and just couldn't handle it. So rather than shut his account down, cuz he would simply make another one, the server shut the WHOLE SYSTEM down. In the spirit of those people who hosed and unleashed dogs on black people back in the 60's the server was just as racist and didn't want a black dude posting on the board. basically the crash was a virtual "whites only" sign.
theory #3 - calm down kamal, its only me
- go back and read theory #1 and you'll realize that when i came back kamal was so happy, in his fit of euphoric glee, he tripped over the power cord to the server at his place and it fucked things up. He won't admit this tho.
so there you have it guys, take your pick, but just know that i'll always bring you the truth on matters such as these. I love you guys.
*btw i never read that "welcome back" thread, if you guys want to know the REAL reason behind the crash read on...
theory #1 - Anonin the god.
- its common knowledge that i'm one of the most entertaining, funny, and realest posters on here. basically i'm a god, and if you doubt me, you must not know that i carefully calculated my comeback with the alignment of all the moons of jupiter with pluto in conjunction to the earths moon, this produced an effect which fucked up the server at kamals' crib and other servers around the world (the details of this effect are way to complex for mere mortals to understand, so i won't even try to explain). (There was even one time when kamal was gonna make it so my god status is aknowledged on this board by way of my username being gold and when you hover over my name it simply says "GOD", but i told him i wanted flashing psychadelic trippy-like colors in my username and he didn't know how to program that shit, so we threw that idea out the window based on creative differences.)
theory #2 - [MS] does not care about black people
- thats right, [ms] is prejudice. the server saw that the only black guy on this board is back and just couldn't handle it. So rather than shut his account down, cuz he would simply make another one, the server shut the WHOLE SYSTEM down. In the spirit of those people who hosed and unleashed dogs on black people back in the 60's the server was just as racist and didn't want a black dude posting on the board. basically the crash was a virtual "whites only" sign.
theory #3 - calm down kamal, its only me
- go back and read theory #1 and you'll realize that when i came back kamal was so happy, in his fit of euphoric glee, he tripped over the power cord to the server at his place and it fucked things up. He won't admit this tho.
so there you have it guys, take your pick, but just know that i'll always bring you the truth on matters such as these. I love you guys.
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