The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50? Fahrenheit (10?C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35? Fahrenheit (1.6?C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32? Fahrenheit (0?C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0? Fahrenheit (-17.9?C)
New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60? Fahrenheit (-51?C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookiesdoor-to-door.
-100? Fahrenheit (-73?C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173? Fahrenheit (-114?C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460? Fahrenheit (-273?C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
-500? Fahrenheit (-295?C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
50? Fahrenheit (10?C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35? Fahrenheit (1.6?C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32? Fahrenheit (0?C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0? Fahrenheit (-17.9?C)
New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60? Fahrenheit (-51?C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookiesdoor-to-door.
-100? Fahrenheit (-73?C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173? Fahrenheit (-114?C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460? Fahrenheit (-273?C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
-500? Fahrenheit (-295?C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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