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  • day_for_night
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4127

    Canadian Temperature Conversion

    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50? Fahrenheit (10?C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35? Fahrenheit (1.6?C)
    Italian cars won't start.
    Canadians drive with the windows down.

    32? Fahrenheit (0?C)
    American water freezes.
    Canadian water gets thicker.

    0? Fahrenheit (-17.9?C)
    New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60? Fahrenheit (-51?C)
    Mt.St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookiesdoor-to-door.

    -100? Fahrenheit (-73?C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173? Fahrenheit (-114?C)
    Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    -460? Fahrenheit (-273?C)
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

    -500? Fahrenheit (-295?C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: Canadian Temperature Converstion

    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
    Would love to see Karen pulling down... oh nvm

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    • Morgan
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2234

      #3
      Re: Canadian Temperature Converstion

      Jan, your a wrong 'un.
      "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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      • day_for_night
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4127

        #4
        Re: Canadian Temperature Converstion

        lol...

        ps. can a mod edit the title of the thread, cause apparently my spelling goes out the window on monday mornings...

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        • Lorn
          Looking for a title!
          • Sep 2004
          • 5826

          #5
          Re: Canadian Temperature Converstion

          "Cold eh?"

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