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I got this random text message on my cell this morning and decided to reply to it. 
sounds like I wasn't the only person that had a crazy vday
stay tuned
him: I didnt call you a hoe
me: I don't care. that's bs!
him: Damn girl y so much hatred towards me
me: Because your an asshole
him: Wow i always joke around i didnt mean to hurt yours feelings im sorry
me: you aren't sorry!! your only saying that because i'm mad!!!!
him: No really i am to be honest i think your an awesome girl and fun to be around y do you think i would want your number but i what i dont like is how you think im a player because i aint honey
me: you dont even know me buddy. maybe you should think before you talk next time you open that loose mouth of yours
him: maybe i should leave you alone because your being really mean
me: how long have we known each other
him: Almost like a year because i thought you were sexy just never talked to you
me: are you stalking me??
him: Huh
me: Huh
him: Are you serious?
me: Huh
him: Do you really think im stalkin you
me: Your the one that has been looking at me for a year without talkin!!!!!
him: No i said i knew who you were and thought you were sexy but never like tried to kick it but no i aint stalkin you and we should definately kick it soon
me: so your only talking to me because you think im sexy? are you that shallow that you only talk to sexy girls!?
him: Damnit melissa you are gorgeous but im talkin to you because your my friend
me: No, your talking to me because you want to fuck me.. probably in the ass!!!! i'm not stupid. i know a playa when i see one
him: Your funny
me: no, i'm serious. anybody that calls a woman a hoe and honey and sexy after stalking them for a year is a rapist cunt that probably wants to fuck me in the butthole
him: Babe i dont wanna FUCK you trust me that is not my interest
[~1:30am] me: Your full of shit man. all you gangstas are the same.. want nothing but a game
him: What are you talkin bout
me: You know what im sayin. you just want one thing
him: Friends
me: right
him: You need to stop thinkin i wanna FUCK you
me: You need to stop thinkin you WILL fuck me
him: I dont even wanna try and i dont hang out with you so how would i
me: You dont want to try?? are you sayin im ugly!?
him: No your not at all but i dont wanna try anything because i am not good enough number 1 and number 2 because i would like to be your friend
him: What makes you say that
[3:08AM] him: What do you want out of this situation
[next afternoon] him: You weren makin too much sense last night
me: I don't care. that's bs!
him: Damn girl y so much hatred towards me
me: Because your an asshole
him: Wow i always joke around i didnt mean to hurt yours feelings im sorry
me: you aren't sorry!! your only saying that because i'm mad!!!!
him: No really i am to be honest i think your an awesome girl and fun to be around y do you think i would want your number but i what i dont like is how you think im a player because i aint honey
me: you dont even know me buddy. maybe you should think before you talk next time you open that loose mouth of yours
him: maybe i should leave you alone because your being really mean
me: how long have we known each other
him: Almost like a year because i thought you were sexy just never talked to you
me: are you stalking me??
him: Huh
me: Huh
him: Are you serious?
me: Huh
him: Do you really think im stalkin you
me: Your the one that has been looking at me for a year without talkin!!!!!
him: No i said i knew who you were and thought you were sexy but never like tried to kick it but no i aint stalkin you and we should definately kick it soon
me: so your only talking to me because you think im sexy? are you that shallow that you only talk to sexy girls!?
him: Damnit melissa you are gorgeous but im talkin to you because your my friend
me: No, your talking to me because you want to fuck me.. probably in the ass!!!! i'm not stupid. i know a playa when i see one
him: Your funny
me: no, i'm serious. anybody that calls a woman a hoe and honey and sexy after stalking them for a year is a rapist cunt that probably wants to fuck me in the butthole
him: Babe i dont wanna FUCK you trust me that is not my interest
[~1:30am] me: Your full of shit man. all you gangstas are the same.. want nothing but a game
him: What are you talkin bout
me: You know what im sayin. you just want one thing
him: Friends
me: right
him: You need to stop thinkin i wanna FUCK you
me: You need to stop thinkin you WILL fuck me
him: I dont even wanna try and i dont hang out with you so how would i
me: You dont want to try?? are you sayin im ugly!?
him: No your not at all but i dont wanna try anything because i am not good enough number 1 and number 2 because i would like to be your friend
him: What makes you say that
[3:08AM] him: What do you want out of this situation
[next afternoon] him: You weren makin too much sense last night
sounds like I wasn't the only person that had a crazy vday
stay tuned
imo
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