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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    Random text message

    I got this random text message on my cell this morning and decided to reply to it.
    him: I didnt call you a hoe

    me: I don't care. that's bs!

    him: Damn girl y so much hatred towards me

    me: Because your an asshole

    him: Wow i always joke around i didnt mean to hurt yours feelings im sorry

    me: you aren't sorry!! your only saying that because i'm mad!!!!

    him: No really i am to be honest i think your an awesome girl and fun to be around y do you think i would want your number but i what i dont like is how you think im a player because i aint honey

    me: you dont even know me buddy. maybe you should think before you talk next time you open that loose mouth of yours

    him: maybe i should leave you alone because your being really mean

    me: how long have we known each other

    him: Almost like a year because i thought you were sexy just never talked to you

    me: are you stalking me??

    him: Huh

    me: Huh

    him: Are you serious?

    me: Huh

    him: Do you really think im stalkin you

    me: Your the one that has been looking at me for a year without talkin!!!!!

    him: No i said i knew who you were and thought you were sexy but never like tried to kick it but no i aint stalkin you and we should definately kick it soon

    me: so your only talking to me because you think im sexy? are you that shallow that you only talk to sexy girls!?

    him: Damnit melissa you are gorgeous but im talkin to you because your my friend

    me: No, your talking to me because you want to fuck me.. probably in the ass!!!! i'm not stupid. i know a playa when i see one

    him: Your funny

    me: no, i'm serious. anybody that calls a woman a hoe and honey and sexy after stalking them for a year is a rapist cunt that probably wants to fuck me in the butthole

    him: Babe i dont wanna FUCK you trust me that is not my interest

    [~1:30am] me: Your full of shit man. all you gangstas are the same.. want nothing but a game

    him: What are you talkin bout

    me: You know what im sayin. you just want one thing

    him: Friends

    me: right

    him: You need to stop thinkin i wanna FUCK you

    me: You need to stop thinkin you WILL fuck me

    him: I dont even wanna try and i dont hang out with you so how would i

    me: You dont want to try?? are you sayin im ugly!?

    him: No your not at all but i dont wanna try anything because i am not good enough number 1 and number 2 because i would like to be your friend

    him: What makes you say that

    [3:08AM] him: What do you want out of this situation

    [next afternoon] him: You weren makin too much sense last night



    sounds like I wasn't the only person that had a crazy vday


    stay tuned
    Last edited by picklemonkey; February 18, 2007, 05:08:57 PM.
  • rubyraks
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5341

    #2
    Re: Random text message

    you play the part well pickle...hmmm....
    "Work like you don't need the money.
    Love like you've never been hurt.
    Dance like nobody's watching.
    Sing like nobody's listening.
    Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
      Re: Random text message

      I'm just reminiscing from last night.

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Random text message

        does anyone else find it discomforting that Pickle chooses to be a chick on all his random electronic chats ??
        www.mjwebhosting.com

        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • peloquin
          Till I Come!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8643

          #5
          Re: Random text message

          Originally posted by picklemonkey
          him: maybe i should leave you alone because your being really mean
          ghey!

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373

            #6
            Re: Random text message

            why would someone call a dude a hoe?

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: Random text message

              this isn't the first time either.

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              • peloquin
                Till I Come!
                • Jun 2004
                • 8643

                #8
                Re: Random text message

                Originally posted by picklemonkey
                why would someone call a dude a hoe?

                hoe.

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                • Lorn
                  Looking for a title!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5826

                  #9
                  Re: Random text message

                  4 pickles.

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                  • RiseandShine
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2910

                    #10
                    Re: Random text message

                    great one - tell us how the rest goes!
                    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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                    • miketpoto
                      Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 4223

                      #11
                      Re: Random text message

                      Originally posted by picklemonkey
                      why would someone call a dude a hoe?
                      Because they were talking to me?

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                      • rubyraks
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5341

                        #12
                        Re: Random text message

                        imo
                        "Work like you don't need the money.
                        Love like you've never been hurt.
                        Dance like nobody's watching.
                        Sing like nobody's listening.
                        Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                        • picklemonkey
                          Double hoodie beer monster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 15373

                          #13
                          Re: Random text message

                          him: Are you serious?

                          me: Huh

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                          • Huggie Smiles
                            Anyone have Styx livesets?
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11836

                            #14
                            Re: Random text message

                            its amazing how many 'random' things happend to Pickles - apprently; txt messages; IM conversations etc etc

                            Just how random are these??
                            ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Re: Random text message

                              him: Do you really think im stalkin you

                              me: Your the one that has been looking at me for a year without talkin!!!!!





                              ...and 999-999-9999 just tried calling me

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