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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    #16
    Re: Random text message

    pickle, check out your window, there a guy chasing your dogs
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560

      #17
      Re: Random text message

      I think Adam needs to come out of the closet if you ask me.
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



      Silentium est aureum

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      • rainman
        Platinum Poster
        • Dec 2005
        • 1869

        #18
        Re: Random text message

        ^

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #19
          Re: Random text message

          Adam, I'm really starting to think you have a problem. Like being a girl born in a male body... Really, do you keep count of the times that you impersonate a woman?

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          • Morgan
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2234

            #20
            Re: Random text message

            I have the problem of having my works mobile number as a Judo club in Winsor, it's on a major website too. Have had many a posh women on the phone trying to book places for their offspring. I use to be annoyed, now i tell them it's ?250 per child per hour. They rarely ring back!
            "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15373

              #21
              Re: Random text message

              him: No i said i knew who you were and thought you were sexy but never like tried to kick it but no i aint stalkin you and we should definately kick it soon

              me: so your only talking to me because you think im sexy? are you that shallow that you only talk to sexy girls!?

              him: Damnit melissa you are gorgeous but im talkin to you because your my friend

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              • Miguel
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Oct 2005
                • 3182

                #22
                Re: Random text message

                ^^^^ the guy hasnt hit that yet !!! and he thinks hes getting close

                you gonna keep it going as long as it lasts huh ?

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #23
                  Re: Random text message

                  Originally posted by Miguel
                  ^^^^ the guy hasnt hit that yet !!! and he thinks hes getting close

                  you gonna keep it going as long as it lasts huh ?
                  That guy hasn't hit anything yet and I suspect there's gonna be WMC Mullered in Kansas shots of Pickle and him
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                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • Lorn
                    Looking for a title!
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 5826

                    #24
                    Re: Random text message


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                    • Miguel
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3182

                      #25
                      Re: Random text message

                      ill be waiting for that thread !!!

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                      • jarble187
                        vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 2047

                        #26
                        Re: Random text message

                        Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                        its amazing how many 'random' things happend to Pickles - apprently; txt messages; IM conversations etc etc

                        Just how random are these??
                        You ever notice how all these random people address Pickle as a female?

                        Originally posted by Kamal
                        That guy hasn't hit anything yet and I suspect there's gonna be WMC Mullered in Kansas shots of Pickle and him
                        Missouri to be proper. Looking forward to the thread myself. Sucks that the Jib-Pickle saga isnt continuing this year.
                        Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8643

                          #27
                          Re: Random text message

                          Originally posted by Miguel
                          ^^^^ the guy hasnt hit that yet !!! and he thinks hes getting close

                          you gonna keep it going as long as it lasts huh ?
                          the way its going with pickle, he might be hitting it soon.

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                          • speciale
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 3728

                            #28
                            Re: Random text message

                            pickle, you make an awesome hoe
                            Originally posted by Miroslav
                            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                            No Soup for You

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #29
                              Re: Random text message

                              me: No, your talking to me because you want to fuck me.. probably in the ass!!!! i'm not stupid. i know a playa when i see one

                              him: Your funny

                              me: no, i'm serious. anybody that calls a woman a hoe and honey and sexy after stalking them for a year is a rapist cunt that probably wants to fuck me in the butthole

                              him: Babe i dont wanna FUCK you trust me that is not my interest

                              [~1:30am] me: Your full of shit man. all you gangstas are the same.. want nothing but a game

                              him: What are you talkin bout

                              me: You know what im sayin. you just want one thing

                              him: Friends

                              me: right

                              him: You need to stop thinkin i wanna FUCK you

                              me: You need to stop thinkin you WILL fuck me

                              him: I dont even wanna try and i dont hang out with you so how would i

                              me: You dont want to try?? are you sayin im ugly!?

                              him: No your not at all but i dont wanna try anything because i am not good enough number 1 and number 2 because i would like to be your friend

                              him: What makes you say that

                              [3:08AM] him: What do you want out of this situation

                              [just now] him: You weren makin too much sense last night

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                              • Miguel
                                Are you Kidding me??
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3182

                                #30
                                Re: Random text message

                                keep it up !!! i bet you dont get the guy to stop texting ... seems like the kind of guy that puts pussy on a pedestal

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