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My sister-in-law has recently gone on a Jesus kick where she's gotten all holy roller on us. She's started a Christian band with a name so lame I can't even repeat it (and because I don't ever want this traced back to me
). Furthermore, she's started working in St. Louis regularly, so she's staying at my house all the time now.
At literally any moment, she can be overtaken by the holy spirit and will just sing out," OH GLORY, GLORY" or something else similar. Oddly, this seems to happen quite often when she's in the bathroom off our living room. She'll excuse herself after dinner, and the next thing you know, I'll hear, "AND I WILL BOW DOWN ON BENDED KNEE" bellowing out of there. In fairness, I've had some trips to the restroom where I've felt that a call for divine intervention was appropriate, but I don't think that's quite the same. Really, though, it can happen anywhere, at any time -- sitting around while we're cooking dinner, driving down the street, whenever. It's like my day-to-day life is the radio speciale is describing, and at any given moment, I can land on a Christian rock station.
Also, because she feels she's been blessed with the gift of song, any time there is music actually playing, she'll ALWAYS chime in. Not just singing along, either -- she's harmonizing with the shit, "making it her own." And if it's an instrumental, she's either making up words or humming along, again, harmonizing. It is just so incredibly lame.
Not cool. Not cool at all. Am really hoping this is just a phase she's going through.
she reacted badly to your advances then??
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My sister-in-law has recently gone on a Jesus kick where she's gotten all holy roller on us. She's started a Christian band with a name so lame I can't even repeat it (and because I don't ever want this traced back to me
). Furthermore, she's started working in St. Louis regularly, so she's staying at my house all the time now. At literally any moment, she can be overtaken by the holy spirit and will just sing out," OH GLORY, GLORY" or something else similar. Oddly, this seems to happen quite often when she's in the bathroom off our living room. She'll excuse herself after dinner, and the next thing you know, I'll hear, "AND I WILL BOW DOWN ON BENDED KNEE" bellowing out of there. In fairness, I've had some trips to the restroom where I've felt that a call for divine intervention was appropriate, but I don't think that's quite the same. Really, though, it can happen anywhere, at any time -- sitting around while we're cooking dinner, driving down the street, whenever. It's like my day-to-day life is the radio speciale is describing, and at any given moment, I can land on a Christian rock station.
Also, because she feels she's been blessed with the gift of song, any time there is music actually playing, she'll ALWAYS chime in. Not just singing along, either -- she's harmonizing with the shit, "making it her own." And if it's an instrumental, she's either making up words or humming along, again, harmonizing. It is just so incredibly lame.
Not cool. Not cool at all. Am really hoping this is just a phase she's going through.
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