101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

    1-Locksmith: Sure you get to pick locks, but what if those locks are to handcuffs wrapped around your mother and father?s bed post?
    2-Greeter at Wal-Mart: You would be ignored, shunned, or possibly spit on. Spit is hard to get out of a blue, canvas vest.
    3-Cage cleaner at the zoo: Two words: Elephant dung.
    4-Restaurant Health Inspector: After you discover your favorite restaurant has roaches in the restroom, how do you cope?
    5-Traffic Cop: No one likes a traffic cop. If you don?t enjoy being accosted by angry motorists, this is not for you.
    6-Elevator maintenance man: Should something go wrong on the 10th floor while working, your number is up.
    7- Chuck E Cheese Employee: See number 11.
    8-Bikini Waxer: Unless you?re a sadist, bikini waxing is a woman?s worst nightmare: A woman with a hot pot of wax and a kung-fu grip.
    9-Hospital Cleaner/Disinfector: Staph infections are on the rise. Please pass the airborne.
    10-Witch or Warlock Assistant: Bats blood and eye of newt are hard to get out of linen.

    the rest here:

    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • pilot
    The World is my Playground
    • Jul 2004
    • 1423

    #2
    Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

    10-Witch or Warlock Assistant: Bats blood and eye of newt are hard to get out of linen.

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    • day_for_night
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4127

      #3
      Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

      15-Restaurant Cook: You don?t even get to eat the food!
      whoever wrote this has no idea what they're talking about...

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

        How about manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation?
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • 88Mariner
          My dick is smaller
          • Nov 2006
          • 7128

          #5
          Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

          ^ there's really good money in that. i had a friend who, in high school, was making over a grand a week doing this.
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          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

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          • day_for_night
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 4127

            #6
            Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

            Originally posted by 88Mariner
            ^ there's really good money in that. i had a friend who, in high school, was making over a grand a week doing this.
            there isn't enough money in the world...

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            • Lrn
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jan 2005
              • 3233

              #7
              Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

              Originally posted by 88Mariner
              ^ there's really good money in that. i had a friend who, in high school, was making over a grand a week doing this.
              yea beacuse who the fuck wants to jack off large animals?

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18917

                #8
                Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                ^beanz???

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                  Originally posted by Lrn
                  yea beacuse who the fuck wants to jack off large animals?
                  what about small ones ? like cats in your case ?
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                  • Jenks
                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10250

                    #10
                    Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                    Originally posted by 88Mariner
                    ^ there's really good money in that. i had a friend who, in high school, was making over a grand a week doing this.
                    ah, the ol i had a friend who jacked off animals. We get ya Mariner.

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                    • Jenks
                      I'm kind of a big deal.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 10250

                      #11
                      Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                      Anyone watch that show on discovery called Dirty Jobs? love that program.

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                      • Miguel
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 3182

                        #12
                        Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                        ^^ yeah ...

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                        • hambino21
                          PFC Semen Ham
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 863

                          #13
                          Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                          Originally posted by Jenks
                          Anyone watch that show on discovery called Dirty Jobs? love that program.
                          The one at the cow farm where he had to collect shite was pretty gross, and also the one where he had to stick that electronic silver bullet up that bulls ass to ejaculate him was rediculous.
                          yeah that show is pretty cool.
                          " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                          - Me-

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                          • thesightless
                            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13567

                            #14
                            Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                            NYPD ?

                            reasoning: 24K a year to deal with the most vile elements of society all the while, not being able to act when a criminal spits on you, hits you, DRIVES A CAR INTO YOU (see: sean bell). they get the most shit from everyone, get paid nothing, and get bitched at anytime they actually have to use a bit of force because they are being attacked by the arrestee.
                            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                            • dannyboy
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 1907

                              #15
                              Re: 101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more

                              Originally posted by Jenks
                              Anyone watch that show on discovery called Dirty Jobs? love that program.
                              yes what a great program.
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