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1-Locksmith: Sure you get to pick locks, but what if those locks are to handcuffs wrapped around your mother and father?s bed post?
2-Greeter at Wal-Mart: You would be ignored, shunned, or possibly spit on. Spit is hard to get out of a blue, canvas vest.
3-Cage cleaner at the zoo: Two words: Elephant dung.
4-Restaurant Health Inspector: After you discover your favorite restaurant has roaches in the restroom, how do you cope?
5-Traffic Cop: No one likes a traffic cop. If you don?t enjoy being accosted by angry motorists, this is not for you.
6-Elevator maintenance man: Should something go wrong on the 10th floor while working, your number is up.
7- Chuck E Cheese Employee: See number 11.
8-Bikini Waxer: Unless you?re a sadist, bikini waxing is a woman?s worst nightmare: A woman with a hot pot of wax and a kung-fu grip.
9-Hospital Cleaner/Disinfector: Staph infections are on the rise. Please pass the airborne.
10-Witch or Warlock Assistant: Bats blood and eye of newt are hard to get out of linen.
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2-Greeter at Wal-Mart: You would be ignored, shunned, or possibly spit on. Spit is hard to get out of a blue, canvas vest.
3-Cage cleaner at the zoo: Two words: Elephant dung.
4-Restaurant Health Inspector: After you discover your favorite restaurant has roaches in the restroom, how do you cope?
5-Traffic Cop: No one likes a traffic cop. If you don?t enjoy being accosted by angry motorists, this is not for you.
6-Elevator maintenance man: Should something go wrong on the 10th floor while working, your number is up.
7- Chuck E Cheese Employee: See number 11.
8-Bikini Waxer: Unless you?re a sadist, bikini waxing is a woman?s worst nightmare: A woman with a hot pot of wax and a kung-fu grip.
9-Hospital Cleaner/Disinfector: Staph infections are on the rise. Please pass the airborne.
10-Witch or Warlock Assistant: Bats blood and eye of newt are hard to get out of linen.
the rest here:
whoever wrote this has no idea what they're talking about...
i had a friend who
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