your wildest club story!

[Mr.Big]

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That is abit of an Odd one.

Well ive had a few fucked up nights before in clubs and bars. When i was away in Santa Barbara for the summer i ended up going to some bar on the main st. It was full of Hotties and the music was shite but hey i was 21 and full of man juice. I was drinking early so i was abit tipsy as i was set for my first drink.

So along comes the drink which of course was a $25 bucket of home cocktail. As i went for my first slug i looked away as some girl caught my attention and a long straw went straight in and cut my eyeball. It was the most painful thing i had ever felt and went straight to the toilets to wash out my eye. This did nothing and realistically i should have gone to the ER.

So the only thing i could think of was to go and get shitfaced to the numb my eye pain. I downed drink after drink and ended up in another club. Two of my friends got kicked out as one fell down a stairs and the other fell on a table. I ended up blackout drunk on the dancefloor and left at closing time. I walked straight out of the club and 'J-walked' across a road at which i got an $80 fine from some asshole Bikecop.

At this stage i somehow found my way back to the nightbus that brings people back to UCSB where things got interesting. I met some american chick who liked my accent and wanted to take me home even though i couldnt see anything but black out of my eye and the other was fucked up drunk.

I woke up naked on some couch in some shithole house and had no idea what happaned the night before. A random girl thanked me for 'last night' and i was on my way home. I somehow managed to hail a cab and get home alright but my eye was still killing me and i couldnt see anything.

Ended up going to a clinic and found out i cut my eyeball up which i needed 5 eye drops and 1 eye cream on it every day...

Fun night but very painful aswell.

[thesightless]

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getting blown by a former MS member on the dancefloor at Spirit to james holden while on a lot of drugs.

or making a random asian girl names annie orgasm directly in front of alex from holosound and sean q6 at BED (we were all having drinks, started fooling around, and yet, no one realized.)

watching poto bitch out these people and damn near slapping one of them at crobar.

me and rubyraks walking out of stadenco, walking a few blocks while smoking a fat J, and walking into the sullivan room to hear hector romero ripping the guts out of the room was also a really rememorable night. we were so retarded, i dont think either of us actully moved, but i looked at ben at one point, and the two of us just had this look on our faces like "fucking A. this is crazy"

getting kicked out of digweed/chloe cuz i decked some cracked out 40 year old asain guy who wouldnt stop bumping me after about a dozen polite requests to stop.

[Lrn]

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So the only thing i could think of was to go and get shitfaced to the numb my eye pain. I downed drink after drink and ended up in another club. Two of my friends got kicked out as one fell down a stairs and the other fell on a table. I ended up blackout drunk on the dancefloor and left at closing time. I walked straight out of the club and 'J-walked' across a road at which i got an $80 fine from some asshole Bikecop.

fucking hilarious

getting kicked out of digweed/chloe cuz i decked some cracked out 40 year old asain guy who wouldnt stop bumping me after about a dozen polite requests to stop.

i rember you sanying that a while ago hehe, those god damn fucking asians

[ShawnD64]

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i guess mine would be ... getting very shitty drunk and going up to dave seaman in the dj booth and asking him to play some "dark, dirty, fucked up shit" then following that with, "no its ok, i am sure you will just have to play to the crowd" ... aw jez... felt like a cunt the next day

[unkownartist]

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Red1 : youre probably far too young to remember TRADE when it was on in Glasgow, amazing gay-mixed night. You missed some messed up nights!

messed up in what sense ?

[Mr.Big]

Re: your wildest club story!

i guess mine would be ... getting very shitty drunk and going up to dave seaman in the dj booth and asking him to play some "dark, dirty, fucked up shit" then following that with, "no its ok, i am sure you will just have to play to the crowd" ... aw jez... felt like a cunt the next day

Haha I like that. I have also felt like a cunt after nights out.

[DIDI]

Re: your wildest club story!

i guess mine would be ... getting very shitty drunk and going up to dave seaman in the dj booth and asking him to play some "dark, dirty, fucked up shit" then following that with, "no its ok, i am sure you will just have to play to the crowd" ... aw jez... felt like a cunt the next day

Pain!! I did something similar with a really well known local,

asked him what his name was,
"Gavin"
me, "No, Dj Name"
him "Gavin Keitel"
me " You're much better tonight than you were at [insert name here]


I cringe everytime I think about it and I see him frequently!

btw He is really good. !!

Still pretty tame story.

[hambino21]

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I was in @ club twilight in tampa, at the Saeed and Palash show a few years back. Before we even got in the club the bouncer told the chick at the ticket counter to give us the VIP wristbands . I still can't figure out why that was, but hey free VIP. My brother and I were jammin out to the set right in front of the dj booth definitely letting Saeed and Palash know how much we appreciated the music and all of a sudden the owner of the club comes up to me and my brother and gives us the posters that were hanging on the wall advertising that night, he shook our hands and took off. We thought, cool. About 30 minutes later while Palash was spinning this dude comes up behind us and puts his arms on our shoulders and asked," You guys having a good time"?. Before I looked back I was like" hell yeah they even hooked us up with these posters, then I looked over and it was Saeed. The frame of mind I was in and the music together with him coming up to us like that, completely blew my mind at that point and time. Either way it was definitely a fun night. Still can't figure out why the bouncer made the chick at the ticket counter give us VIP , we didn't even use it. Maybe we looked like someone famous or something.

I have another on e about Digweed at Simons in gainesville and almost dying because it was so hot but I'll save that one for later.

[checarsner]

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Seriously awesome stories!

[Bululu]

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Getting drunk with with Mr.Garnier in a club here in Lausanne while he was on tour witt Jeff Mills , he had a bottle of champagne to finish during Jeff Mills set, I was next to the DJ Booth so we started talking and he suggested I should finish it with him promoters eneded up brining him another one that he didn;t even touch, such a cool guy to talk to by the way. Another memorable moment is somking a J ( before i quit ) with Desyn Masiello again here in Lausanne.

[superdave]

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Not sure if it's my wildest, but this one's good and comes to mind that's and has explicit content and kinda long, but fun to think about again as I type:

I was at a club and met this hot looking stripper that I was making out with and dancing dirty with. For some reason I can't recall now, we both got thrown out of the club probably for being too drunk & disorderly. Our friends were inside and we were stuck outside and we went around the corner and started to continue kissing. At this point, we were in an alley and both started to take off our clothes with my pants all the way off. Right at that time, three police officers shined their flashlights on us and told us to stop and we were under arrest. I told the officers I was only taking a piss outside because we were thrown out of the club. For whatever reason, they believed us or didn't care and told us to get out of there.

As we left the alley, my friends were outside looking for me and wanted to leave. We all left including the girl and I who got in the back seat. The girl I was with started to give me a blow job in the back seat on the way home while my best friend & his girlfriend watched. We pulled over at a McDonald's to use the bathroom and she and I ran behind a dumpster to have sex right near the drive thru. I had sex with this girl doggy style near a drive thru window while the drunks in the drive thru line cheered us on. I felt like Jason Statham hitting Amy Smart in Crank.

We got back in the car and I took the girl home with me and continued with all kinds of wild sex all morning long at my place. I was living with my parents at the time, but lived on a different floor so they couldn't hear. I ended up taking her home later that morning and found out she was going to get married in a couple of months.

[asdf_admin]

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^ o snap!~

[lilsensa]

Re: your wildest club story!

Not sure if it's my wildest, but this one's good and comes to mind that's and has explicit content and kinda long, but fun to think about again as I type:

I was at a club and met this hot looking stripper that I was making out with and dancing dirty with. For some reason I can't recall now, we both got thrown out of the club probably for being too drunk & disorderly. Our friends were inside and we were stuck outside and we went around the corner and started to continue kissing. At this point, we were in an alley and both started to take off our clothes with my pants all the way off. Right at that time, three police officers shined their flashlights on us and told us to stop and we were under arrest. I told the officers I was only taking a piss outside because we were thrown out of the club. For whatever reason, they believed us or didn't care and told us to get out of there.

As we left the alley, my friends were outside looking for me and wanted to leave. We all left including the girl and I who got in the back seat. The girl I was with started to give me a blow job in the back seat on the way home while my best friend & his girlfriend watched. We pulled over at a McDonald's to use the bathroom and she and I ran behind a dumpster to have sex right near the drive thru. I had sex with this girl doggy style near a drive thru window while the drunks in the drive thru line cheered us on. I felt like Jason Statham hitting Amy Smart in Crank.

We got back in the car and I took the girl home with me and continued with all kinds of wild sex all morning long at my place. I was living with my parents at the time, but lived on a different floor so they couldn't hear. I ended up taking her home later that morning and found out she was going to get married in a couple of months.

Thats pretty classic!

[Mr.Big]

Re: your wildest club story!

Not sure if it's my wildest, but this one's good and comes to mind that's and has explicit content and kinda long, but fun to think about again as I type:

I was at a club and met this hot looking stripper that I was making out with and dancing dirty with. For some reason I can't recall now, we both got thrown out of the club probably for being too drunk & disorderly. Our friends were inside and we were stuck outside and we went around the corner and started to continue kissing. At this point, we were in an alley and both started to take off our clothes with my pants all the way off. Right at that time, three police officers shined their flashlights on us and told us to stop and we were under arrest. I told the officers I was only taking a piss outside because we were thrown out of the club. For whatever reason, they believed us or didn't care and told us to get out of there.

As we left the alley, my friends were outside looking for me and wanted to leave. We all left including the girl and I who got in the back seat. The girl I was with started to give me a blow job in the back seat on the way home while my best friend & his girlfriend watched. We pulled over at a McDonald's to use the bathroom and she and I ran behind a dumpster to have sex right near the drive thru. I had sex with this girl doggy style near a drive thru window while the drunks in the drive thru line cheered us on. I felt like Jason Statham hitting Amy Smart in Crank.

We got back in the car and I took the girl home with me and continued with all kinds of wild sex all morning long at my place. I was living with my parents at the time, but lived on a different floor so they couldn't hear. I ended up taking her home later that morning and found out she was going to get married in a couple of months.

What a Whore, I love that shit.

[chanty]

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Not sure if it's my wildest.