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Ok, I've been working in Hartford, CT the last couple of days. Just wrapped shit up this evening, decided to go to the hotel bar and watch some basketball. I encounter a few dudes, including a Brit, a blowhard from Florida, and an older dude from Georgia. The brit and the jackass peel off and it's just the Georgia guy and I. We have the following exchange:
Him (paraphrased): I went to Central Mexico recently.
Me (paraphrased): Really? How was it?
Him (not paraphrased): Well, it was just a couple of guys, with a bunch of beer and too much tequila, so we obviously had a great time.
Me:
If you could imagine what a (likely homophibic) yokel this guy was, you would really appreciate how funny it was to hear this coming out of his mouth.
He then followed this up with a story about a completely unsolicited trip to a brothel. indeed...
Him (paraphrased): I went to Central Mexico recently.
Me (paraphrased): Really? How was it?
Him (not paraphrased): Well, it was just a couple of guys, with a bunch of beer and too much tequila, so we obviously had a great time.
Me:
If you could imagine what a (likely homophibic) yokel this guy was, you would really appreciate how funny it was to hear this coming out of his mouth.He then followed this up with a story about a completely unsolicited trip to a brothel.
indeed...
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