Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

    10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
    8. Come on up and see me urchins.
    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
    3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.
    2. Well blow me down?
    And the number one pirate pickup line is...
    1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    #2
    Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

    haha.
    dead, yet alive.

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    • Miroslav
      WHOA I can change this!1!
      • Apr 2006
      • 4122

      #3
      Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

      what, nothing about pirates in search of booty? I guess that one was too overdone
      mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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      • rainman
        Platinum Poster
        • Dec 2005
        • 1869

        #4
        Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

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        • hambino21
          PFC Semen Ham
          • Jul 2004
          • 863

          #5
          Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

          I actually have ashirt that says, Nice booty prepare to be boarded. It's got a jolly roger on it and all. Those were hilarious by the way.
          " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

          - Me-

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          • Hg_addict
            Addiction started
            • Dec 2005
            • 307

            #6
            Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

            Argghhhh!!!!

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            • |Thrax|
              Platinum Poster
              • Mar 2007
              • 1744

              #7
              Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

              a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel off the ship in his pants.

              bartender: you have a steering wheel in your pants.

              YAR AND IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTZ!
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              • zeronineteen
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 623

                #8
                Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

                Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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