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Thought I would share with you all my Sunday evening (last night)
I had a serious hangover from Saturday anyway, and my good friend Bob (39 years old) asked if I fancied going to a 'singles' night at a local pub with our other mate Geoff (also 39). As I'd been in bed asleep all day I knew I wouldnt sleep that night so said yes. I decided to drive and not drink.
Anyway, I got into this place (I had to lie about my age - I'm 26 but told them I was 30!) and it was filled with wall to wall MILF! All single, all up for it. I was gettin chatted up left right and centre, it was brilliant. I was the youngest in there by at least 10 years! One woman of 58 came over to me and said 'I want to take you home with me and chain you to my bed'. needless to say I declined!
I love the older woman but they have to be quite special for me to be interested, especially when sober. Geoff copped off with a decent enough bird, but Bob pulled quite possibly the worst woman ever - she looked like Pearl out of Blade. Good luck to him..............!
So I think I'll be returning there most Sunday's from now on. Lonely MILF's on the lookout for youngsters............ I'm wrecked today though, got home at 3am and was up at 7am for work. You're only young once I suppose!
I had a serious hangover from Saturday anyway, and my good friend Bob (39 years old) asked if I fancied going to a 'singles' night at a local pub with our other mate Geoff (also 39). As I'd been in bed asleep all day I knew I wouldnt sleep that night so said yes. I decided to drive and not drink.
Anyway, I got into this place (I had to lie about my age - I'm 26 but told them I was 30!) and it was filled with wall to wall MILF! All single, all up for it. I was gettin chatted up left right and centre, it was brilliant. I was the youngest in there by at least 10 years! One woman of 58 came over to me and said 'I want to take you home with me and chain you to my bed'. needless to say I declined!
I love the older woman but they have to be quite special for me to be interested, especially when sober. Geoff copped off with a decent enough bird, but Bob pulled quite possibly the worst woman ever - she looked like Pearl out of Blade. Good luck to him..............!
So I think I'll be returning there most Sunday's from now on. Lonely MILF's on the lookout for youngsters............ I'm wrecked today though, got home at 3am and was up at 7am for work. You're only young once I suppose!
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