Have I stumbled on a quality night?

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  • GregWhelan
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2992

    Have I stumbled on a quality night?

    Thought I would share with you all my Sunday evening (last night)

    I had a serious hangover from Saturday anyway, and my good friend Bob (39 years old) asked if I fancied going to a 'singles' night at a local pub with our other mate Geoff (also 39). As I'd been in bed asleep all day I knew I wouldnt sleep that night so said yes. I decided to drive and not drink.

    Anyway, I got into this place (I had to lie about my age - I'm 26 but told them I was 30!) and it was filled with wall to wall MILF! All single, all up for it. I was gettin chatted up left right and centre, it was brilliant. I was the youngest in there by at least 10 years! One woman of 58 came over to me and said 'I want to take you home with me and chain you to my bed'. needless to say I declined!

    I love the older woman but they have to be quite special for me to be interested, especially when sober. Geoff copped off with a decent enough bird, but Bob pulled quite possibly the worst woman ever - she looked like Pearl out of Blade. Good luck to him..............!

    So I think I'll be returning there most Sunday's from now on. Lonely MILF's on the lookout for youngsters............ I'm wrecked today though, got home at 3am and was up at 7am for work. You're only young once I suppose!
  • Miguel
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Oct 2005
    • 3182

    #2
    Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

    make a living out of them .. get a sugar mama

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    • Lorn
      Looking for a title!
      • Sep 2004
      • 5826

      #3
      Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

      ^^^hehe

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      • BureOne
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 3285

        #4
        Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

        Originally posted by GregWhelan

        . You're only young once I suppose!

        needless to say I declined!
        Cause you were "sober", I'll let ya slide, buy next week you better come up with a better story!!

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        • fletcher
          Platinum Poster
          • Jul 2005
          • 1308

          #5
          Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

          good work chap.

          My mate Ally bagged a woman double his age a couple of years ago (he was 24, do the maths). She had kids older than him
          http://fletchymole.wordpress.com/

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          • buckman
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2069

            #6
            Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

            get yours man.
            " Darkness Imprisioning Me
            All That I See
            Absolute Horror
            I Cannot Live
            I Cannot Die
            Trapped In Myself
            Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


            soulseek sn buckman28

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            • Huggie Smiles
              Anyone have Styx livesets?
              • Jun 2004
              • 11836

              #7
              Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

              Originally posted by GregWhelan
              Thought I would share with you all my Sunday evening (last night)

              I had a serious hangover from Saturday anyway, and my good friend Bob (39 years old) asked if I fancied going to a 'singles' night at a local pub with our other mate Geoff (also 39). As I'd been in bed asleep all day I knew I wouldnt sleep that night so said yes. I decided to drive and not drink.

              Anyway, I got into this place (I had to lie about my age - I'm 26 but told them I was 30!) and it was filled with wall to wall MILF! All single, all up for it. I was gettin chatted up left right and centre, it was brilliant. I was the youngest in there by at least 10 years! One woman of 58 came over to me and said 'I want to take you home with me and chain you to my bed'. needless to say I declined!

              I love the older woman but they have to be quite special for me to be interested, especially when sober. Geoff copped off with a decent enough bird, but Bob pulled quite possibly the worst woman ever - she looked like Pearl out of Blade. Good luck to him..............!

              So I think I'll be returning there most Sunday's from now on. Lonely MILF's on the lookout for youngsters............ I'm wrecked today though, got home at 3am and was up at 7am for work. You're only young once I suppose!
              so you're a 26 year old whose two best 'mates' are 39........

              ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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              • unkownartist
                Banned
                • Nov 2005
                • 4146

                #8
                Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                Originally posted by GregWhelan
                One woman of 58 came over to me and said 'I want to take you home with me and chain you to my bed'. needless to say I accepted!

                she took me home and chained me to the bed after ripping all my clothes off she then went to the deepest darkest part of her cupboard and dug out her finest all over leather suit and whip, after 4 hours of seriously pleasureable whipping she then went back to the cupboard and got her 14 inch black mamba and procceeded to punish my botty for another 16 hours, it was great!
                fixed!!!!

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                • Lorn
                  Looking for a title!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5826

                  #9
                  Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?


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                  • GregWhelan
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2992

                    #10
                    Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                    Ha ha how the bloody hell do you do that?^

                    Bob is actually my best mate, he's my neighbour and I play football with him. We're both single guys so tend to hang out together.

                    There were some shockers there though, women that all the beer in the world couldnt make look better.

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                    • thesightless
                      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13567

                      #11
                      Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                      i would talk them into the freakiest shit if i were you.
                      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                      my dick is its own superhero.

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                      • simonr
                        Transitionator
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8796

                        #12
                        Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                        Why is it that visions of the landlady out of that bowling film with Woody H (Pinball ?) keep springing into my mind !
                        sigpicSimonR

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                        • SyntaxTerror
                          Occupation: Playtex Sales
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 964

                          #13
                          Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                          That night sounds awesome!

                          I'm a sucker for older women (not too much older, 10-12 years older is fine with me though). I reckon in the age bracket you're talking though there'd be some seriously horny women.

                          Can't wait for next week's story!
                          "If not for Josh Wink, Sasha wouldn't own any Acid except for the paper stuff he dopes chicks with at clubs." - Jenks, 2004

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                          • hambino21
                            PFC Semen Ham
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 863

                            #14
                            Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                            Originally posted by simonr
                            Why is it that visions of the landlady out of that bowling film with Woody H (Pinball ?) keep springing into my mind !
                            Kingpin. Holy shit
                            " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                            - Me-

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917

                              #15
                              Re: Have I stumbled on a quality night?

                              has possiblities!

                              depends on whether you pick up a milf or a munter!!!

                              happy hunting.

                              i gotta find me one of these places.

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