how do i handle this one.

[thesightless]

in about 3 hours, i get to tell a very nice guy he owes the IRS 47,702 and new york state 24088.

so umm.... how do you break it that he has to pay out around 75K

this is gonna be interesting to say the least. i mean, personally i dont care, his fault, he made some dumb moves with IRAs and equity trades, but im gonna have a hard time keeping a straight face on this one.

[Kamal]

Re: how do i handle this one.

I know you're a bitch, I'm sure in 5 hours we're gonna read a post with you cracking the fuck up because you laughed right through the entire session

[KinKyJ]

Re: how do i handle this one.

I hope it's one of those hiphop lovin' homies for u Seaner, that'll give u a nice opening for some bitching

[AndyH]

Re: how do i handle this one.

Leave MS open with your post showing full screen and then nip out to the toilet with your pc pointing in his direction. Harsh, but at least you wont have to break it to him personally...

[thesightless]

Re: how do i handle this one.

I hope it's one of those hiphop lovin' homies for u Seaner, that'll give u a nice opening for some bitching

nah, a really good guy. one of the last american heroes (a father who actually does everything for his family). i mean, he knew bbetter than to cash out the IRAs, but he did it anyway.

the hiphoppers... i just tell them to enjoy the rims.... they are worth more than the 94 prelude they are attached to.

[thesightless]

Re: how do i handle this one.

Leave MS open with your post showing full screen and then nip out to the toilet with your pc pointing in his direction. Harsh, but at least you wont have to break it to him personally...

hahahaha

[asdf_admin]

Re: how do i handle this one.

Hello [customer name],

I just wanted to notify you that I have completed your taxes for 2006 early. From the records you have provided and the execution of your options, you have cumulated taxes owed both in Federal and State. Your Federal taxes owed are $47,702.00 & and your States taxes are $24,088.00. I have reviewed all the information and audited all information to deem them correct and accurate. It is imperative that you pay these taxes owed for the year of 2006. If you need more time to pay these taxes owed, I would recommend applying for an extension. If there is some more information that has not been provided, I am more then happy to gather that data and re-process your taxes.

You also owe me a $1,500.00 for services rendered. Please provided me a payment within 48 hours or there will be a 25% plenty.

Thank you.

I wish you a wonderful day and I thank you for your business.

[KinKyJ]

Re: how do i handle this one.

I wonder why you're wearing overalls dom, must be jewish ones

[asdf_admin]

Re: how do i handle this one.

Kinky. When I am at home I do not wear clothing. It irrates my johnson.

[FM]

Re: how do i handle this one.

i mean, he knew bbetter than to cash out the IRAs, but he did it anyway.

now he'll really know...

even though we have tax professionals and the like, people really need to understand what the hell the implications are when it comes to things like this...

I smell an extension.

[day_for_night]

Re: how do i handle this one.

get a guy to come in and deliver the message via singing telegram? maybe even like a barbershop quartet, with a routine where the all take off their hats and hold them out towards him at the end so he can pony up...

ya, bored at work...

[thesightless]

Re: how do i handle this one.

done. he actually wasnt even angry. he seemed OK and didnt even question it.

he walked in, said im here to pick em up. i sat him down, he said, i know i will owe a ton.

but he got a new job and can pay it at once. odd, i really thought i was goign to see a grown man cry today.

talk about having your day ruined, i was ready for a good laugh with my co workers after this.

[thesightless]

Re: how do i handle this one.

and on top of all this disappointment, its finally 70 degrees here and im stuck inside until midnight.

[SyntaxTerror]

Re: how do i handle this one.

Drug money can fix all your problems in the end.

[ShawnD64]

Re: how do i handle this one.

pay it all at once