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Screw Magazine founder Al Goldstein is throwing his hat into the ring as well:
(Site is NSFW)
Promises:
- Removing the "o" from country
- Universal AL-Care, which will provide daily government subsidized cunnilingus for women, and a damn good cigar for every male citizen
- Will continue to hate George and love bush
- Will try his famed tongue on Nancy's Pelosi.
(Site is NSFW)
Promises:
- Removing the "o" from country
- Universal AL-Care, which will provide daily government subsidized cunnilingus for women, and a damn good cigar for every male citizen
- Will continue to hate George and love bush
- Will try his famed tongue on Nancy's Pelosi.
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