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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20900

    I snorted my father

    This is hilarious if you see the picture that accompanies the article.

    LONDON -
    Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
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    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

    Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

    "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

    "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

    "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

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    Originally posted by Hoff
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    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: I snorted my father

    So it was already before he took a nosedive out of a palmtree that his compass didn't point North anymore huh?

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    • Miguel
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Oct 2005
      • 3182

      #3
      Re: I snorted my father

      ^^ savy

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: I snorted my father

        jesus I cant believe I read that and I still dont believe I read that
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        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          Re: I snorted my father

          haha, wonder if it gave him a different kind of buzz. fucking lunatic.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Oct 2005
            • 3087

            #6
            Re: I snorted my father

            Fucken retarted fucken wanker.

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            • RiseandShine
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Sep 2006
              • 2910

              #7
              Re: I snorted my father

              yei, let's snort each other!!!!

              I'll do my dog too
              If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128

                #8
                Re: I snorted my father

                just read that he was only messing with the interviewer. didn't think he'd be taken seriously...
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                • toasty
                  Sir Toastiness
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6585

                  #9
                  Re: I snorted my father

                  Originally posted by 88Mariner
                  just read that he was only messing with the interviewer. didn't think he'd be taken seriously...
                  That's actually too bad. When I thought he was serious, it was funny in an epic way!!

                  Keith Richards needs to realize that with the way he's lived his life, he could tell people that he shoved poppyseed muffins up his ass every day to get high, and people would take it seriously...

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                  • res0nat0r
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • May 2006
                    • 14475

                    #10
                    Re: I snorted my father

                    keith richards is officially the ugliest dood on the planet

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                    • ydna
                      Fresh Peossy
                      • May 2006
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Ashes 2 Ashes

                      Thats a bold statement I think u have to read between the lines.

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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #12
                        Re: I snorted my father

                        What lines ? he officially snorted everything on the table
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                        Jib says:
                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • Lrn
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 3233

                          #13
                          Re: I snorted my father

                          how...is......he.....still......alive

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                          • dawnx
                            The Donator
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 534

                            #14
                            Re: I snorted my father

                            Originally posted by Lrn
                            how...is......he.....still......alive
                            I'd like to know that as well

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                            • Corven
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4080

                              #15
                              Re: I snorted my father

                              Now Richards has issued a statement, which says the story was "lost in translation". "I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide," he said.
                              "The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak.
                              "I took the lid off the box of ashes and he [Richards' father] is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!"


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                              now he's denying it
                              I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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