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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    im about to lose my shit

    workign right now.... client in front of me , married to mail order bride who is here,

    off the boat chinese, but with the worst lisp i have ever heard.

    so in between the r's and what not, i am literally biting my lip to stop myself from bursting out laughing....

    i cant do this.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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  • ddr
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 7006

    #2
    Re: im about to lose my shit

    LOL, have her sing Deck The Halls
    "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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    • chanty
      John, John, where art thou!
      • Jun 2004
      • 4622

      #3
      Re: im about to lose my shit

      Do you type about these experiences when the clients are right in front of you?
      Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        Re: im about to lose my shit

        Originally posted by chanty
        Do you type about these experiences when the clients are right in front of you?

        yes, all the time. they cannot see my monitor. last year, i did a play by play of me telling someone they owed the federal govt 38K+.
        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
        download that. deep shit listed there

        my dick is its own superhero.

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        • Miguel
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Oct 2005
          • 3182

          #5
          Re: im about to lose my shit

          ^^^
          is the only way he can prevent from laughing in front of'em

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          • FM
            Wooooooo!
            • Jun 2004
            • 5361

            #6
            Re: im about to lose my shit

            that and it makes him look busy
            FM

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            • day_for_night
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 4127

              #7
              Re: im about to lose my shit

              ask her to say "sufferin' succotash! my name's sylvester"

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              • beanzncheez
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4442

                #8
                Re: im about to lose my shit

                Originally posted by ddr
                LOL, have her sing Deck The Halls
                I just spit out my drink. That's twice this morning. The other time, some kid showed me pics of his daddy's cock in her mouth.

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                • cobalt1
                  Fresh Peossy
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 30

                  #9
                  Re: im about to lose my shit

                  no man ask her to say "how is the cooking" .....SA COCAIN?


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                  • JK224
                    Addiction started
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 372

                    #10
                    Re: im about to lose my shit

                    lol

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                    • runningman
                      Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5995

                      #11
                      Re: im about to lose my shit

                      My fav is to make asian girls do the "Rambo you take me with you??" thing.. made me love asian girls..

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