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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dl -
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naa you cool
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Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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^^^ You need to get out of the house more toaster. Here's another one for ya: CROP DUSTING... When you need to fart, walk around the office releasing small quantities of gas. People will have a hard time tracing it back to you.Comment
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hahaha this is great.
Although most of us can "control" Escapee's at our cubicles or other office areas... How about the inevitable "Inner" farts.
You know the loud sounding farting sounds coming from within your lower bowels! I cant stand those, and you cant hide them, control them or even expect them. They're like earthquakes or aftershock tremors that all of a sudden just penetrate from within.
I think those are pretty embarrassing.Comment
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Aftershock tremors? Damn Bure, you sure eat a mean burrito
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Oh, man. Those tremors.
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I actually think those are less embarrassing because:
1. They don't stink, but perhaps more importantly...
2. Everyone knows that they are totally out of your control. You can just shrug your shoulders, offer a sheepish smile, and it's pretty much cool, no matter where you are.
Actually farting, though, is a totally different situation because you normally do have some control over it and you involve everyone within nose-shot in your situation. They may not mind the sound and under certain circumstances get a kick out of it, but the smell is what really kicks the fart up a notch in terms of embarrassment.
It is for this reason that I've never thought that "excuse me" was an appropriate thing to say after farting in public. It just isn't enough. You fill the air that I breathe with the smell of your ass, and all you can offer is "excuse me?" Whatever. At a minimum, you owe the people around you an apology.
Of course, to bring this around full circle, except when something really nasty is going down, no apology or acknowledgment is necessary in the bathroom. That's your space, that's your time, that's what it's there for -- let 'er rip...
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nobody mentioned the multi-flusher. I swear I've been in the bathroom and heard some people flush like 4 or five times while they are sitting there. I mean geez what kinda shit are they taking, or are they soem how using the toilette to wash their ass in some clever way I've never heard of?" Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"
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This is a topic with which I am all too familiar. There are at least a couple of circumstances where this is necessary. The most common is in your garden variety courtesy flush scenario, when you have really funked up the place, and you just want to get that shit out of there as soon as possible to let the air clear. It's one thing to sit on the toilet for a long time, catch up on reading, whatever, but to do so when it is just rank is another matter entirely.
The other circumstance has to do with occasions where the volume of shit is such that you know you're going to clog it if you continue without clearing out some space first. When I lived in a house with really old pipes, I'd say I averaged 3 flushes per visit. I pretty much limit my crapping to home and work, and once you get to really "know your toilet," as it were, you know what it can take and what it can't.Comment
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This might be one of the best ms threads ever.
...I don't poop, it's gross
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