Ahem

[buckman]

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any of the females on this board care to chime in on this..love to know how it goes down in the ladies stall.

[Miroslav]

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^^ lol...I think any women who have read this thread have already headed for the hills

[hambino21]

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This is a topic with which I am all too familiar. There are at least a couple of circumstances where this is necessary. The most common is in your garden variety courtesy flush scenario, when you have really funked up the place, and you just want to get that shit out of there as soon as possible to let the air clear. It's one thing to sit on the toilet for a long time, catch up on reading, whatever, but to do so when it is just rank is another matter entirely.

The other circumstance has to do with occasions where the volume of shit is such that you know you're going to clog it if you continue without clearing out some space first. When I lived in a house with really old pipes, I'd say I averaged 3 flushes per visit. I pretty much limit my crapping to home and work, and once you get to really "know your toilet," as it were, you know what it can take and what it can't.

Thanks for the enlightenment. I always wondered about that. I figured it had to do with the volume of shite.

[toasty]

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Thanks for the enlightenment. I always wondered about that. I figured it had to do with the volume of shite.

My pleasure. I consider myself a real fountain of, err, information on this topic.

[Jenks]

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Why is spicy food, ie- red curry, just as hot on the way out as it is on the way in?

[Miguel]

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^^^ yeah ,,, why ?

[toasty]

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Why is spicy food, ie- red curry, just as hot on the way out as it is on the way in?

OK Jenny, I'm going into the bathroom now. There's a chance that you're going to hear some screaming, but unless I explicitly ask you to, do not call 911...

[/inside joke]

[beanzncheez]

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Oh, man. After I have a night of eating a masive amount of buffalo wings... the next day is brutal on my anal cavity. Even worse than that prickly strap-on that my wife barrels into my ass.