!!NEWS FLASH!!

**asdf_admin** · September 15, 2004, 01:32:01 PM

lol.

**toasty** · September 15, 2004, 01:38:34 PM

This is one of my all time favorite Onion articles -- I have it on a t-shirt

**Jibgolly** · September 15, 2004, 03:07:00 PM

i like onions.

**Jenks** · September 15, 2004, 06:57:16 PM

A-Fucking-firmative!!

FM · September 15, 2004, 08:41:50 PM

holy shit

**Yao** · September 16, 2004, 08:56:42 AM

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket...Imma print this one out real good quality and put it on my wall.

Woke up the whole house laughing about it.

**rewing3** · September 16, 2004, 09:11:10 AM

LOL.

**evangelion** · September 16, 2004, 11:49:55 PM

Re: !!NEWS FLASH!!

Classic!!!!

I had no idea The Onion had been around that damn long. Talk about longevity.

**xloh** · September 19, 2004, 01:20:33 PM

Onion does it up proper.
Like the one interviewing the 9/11 terrorists in Hell, and they were dumbfounded that they didnt get their 50 virgins.

**peloquin** · September 19, 2004, 03:47:25 PM

thats awesome

**mmv** · September 20, 2004, 01:37:59 PM

Re: !!NEWS FLASH!!

LOL

**kyyoon** · September 20, 2004, 04:59:38 PM

This is great.

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