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  • davetlv
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1205

    5765 - Happy New Year

    May i take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Jewish [MS]ers a very Happy and safe New Year.

  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    Re: 5765 - Happy New Year

    do the jews consider september 15th to be new year's day? is that normal?
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
      Whats the 5765 mean?

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      • davetlv
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1205

        #4
        The Jewish calender follows a lunar cycle, today is the first of Tishri (the month) and the year is 5765.

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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          so what are the other months? do you have 12 months? why did jews start counting years 5765 years ago? just curious......
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • davetlv
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1205

            #6
            This can explain it far better then i can!


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            • Jenks
              I'm kind of a big deal.
              • Jun 2004
              • 10250

              #7
              the roman calender is so fucked up it's ridiculous.

              watched a documentary on Discovery Channel how the calender should be every 28 days, 13 months, or something like that, i'll see if i can dig it up.

              oddly enough, it was more in tune with the female menstration cycle, somehow equating females more in tune with the world. (dunno tho, like the proverb says...never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.) lol. i didn't say that.

              anyway, i'l see if i can dig that up. Had some amazing equations and numbers dealing with "13." Sure made a hell of a lot more sense than this 12/365 and a leap year.

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              • Jibgolly
                Vortexuralizor
                • Jun 2004
                • 20773

                #8
                thank god i'm white.

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                • factorg
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 265

                  #9
                  Re: 5765 - Happy New Year

                  Originally posted by davetlv";p="
                  May i take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Jewish [MS]ers a very Happy and safe New Year.
                  I'm not Jewish but happy new year to you as well
                  "..truth has a habit of marching on.."

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                  • Garrick
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6764

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jibgolly";p="
                    thank god i'm white.

                    aren't most jewish people white?
                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                    • davetlv
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1205

                      #11
                      Most European Jews are white, they are called Ashkenazi, most of them migrated to Europe after the destruction of the second temple. Middle Eastern Jews, or Shapardic, tend to have a darker complection. There are also Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Etheopian Jews . . . the list is endless.

                      The bottom line is that in biblical times there were twelve tribes of Israel, after the destruction of the second temple they were scattered to all parts of the world. After thousands of years, i guess our pigmentation adapts! So in answer to your question, no!

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                      • maxman
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 290

                        #12
                        Happy new year!

                        May this year be more peaceful for your people.

                        Good thing about this board to have so many different cultures and nationalities around - makes us all more 'world citizens' in my opinion...
                        My life is full of dark times and times when the sun breaks through and makes everything okay again.
                        People don't know how uplifting music is, until they have been through the dark.

                        Markus Schulz

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                        • BSully828
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1221

                          #13
                          Re: 5765 - Happy New Year

                          Happy New Year kids - be glad yours doesn't involve Dick Clark.
                          Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                          a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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                          • maxman
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 290

                            #14
                            LOL!!!! good ol' Dick
                            My life is full of dark times and times when the sun breaks through and makes everything okay again.
                            People don't know how uplifting music is, until they have been through the dark.

                            Markus Schulz

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                            • davetlv
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1205

                              #15
                              err who is Dick Clark?

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